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Boys' Night Out (1962) Poster

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Cathy: When it comes to sex, men can't help lying and women can't keep from telling the truth. I don't know which is worse.

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Dr. Prokosch: Can you look like 'yes' and act like 'no'? Can you entice them, lure them, then postpone, evade, delay? It needs a special kind of experience and skill. This a nice girl hasn't learned.

Cathy: No? This is what a nice girl has learned best.

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Slattery: How bad is he hooked?

Fred Williams: About as bad as you can get. When he remembers the score, he knows he's on the loser's end. But when he remembers the girl, he forgets the score.

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Marge Drayton: What kind of stuff has he got?

George Drayton: See that slow ball he just dropped in there? That's his fast ball.

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Fred Williams: Stand up, Buster

Howard: I am standing up.

Fred Williams: If you had any guts you'd be taller!

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Fred Williams: [Slattery, the bartender, has just given Williams some good advice] You know something, Mr. Slattery? You know something, Mr. Slattery.

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Fred Williams: If there's one thing I hate it's guys who chippen out when the chicks are down.

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Fred Williams: I've had ti many martoonis.

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Cathy: Fred, what's the matter?

Fred Williams: The matter? It's one thing for a girl to be - to go wrong. A guy'd have to be pretty narrow-minded not to overlook a thing like that. But to make me a miserable guinea pig? To use a guy for, for an experiment? To be a dirty, contemptible... *sociologist*! That's about as low as you can get!

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Howard McIllenny: Look at me. I'm an accountant with a secret life.

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[the boys are discussing which one of the four boys will get it on with Cathy on Mondays]

Fred Williams: I'm busy Monday nights.

Doug Jackson: That busy?

Fred Williams: Monday night the Greenwich Little League Association meets.

George Drayton: Little league? This is big league stuff, baby. Night games.

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Dr. Prokosch: [when remarking that Cathy sees the four men on different nights doing research for her master's thesis, with Fred being the Thursday night man, whom Cathy is falling in love with and thus remembering the best] Wednesday was there Wednesday, Thursday was there last Sunday, yet you remember last Sunday's Thursday better than yesterday's Wednesday. Interesting, no?

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Fred Williams: It's a very important

[little league]

Fred Williams: game, really. We're battling it out for sixth place.

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Doug Jackson: [discussing his son's practice pitch] Look at that. Right over the plate, and only on one bounce.

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Ethel Williams: Waitress, waitress darling. Another round please.

Waitress: Are you sure, madam?

Ethel Williams: Madam is sure.

Waitress: Madam is crocked.

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Boss' Girl Friend: But darling, a girl can't make a success on instincts alone. To understand a man takes a lifetime of study.

Cathy: Isn't it amazing how much post graduate work goes on in this town?

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