Queen: [to Count Oga] You needn't make it sound as if I enjoy annihilating children. I only do it when it's... unavoidable.
[hawking an all-purpose "medicine" called Yuk]
Moe: Become the envy of your friends. Surprise your wife. You, lady, grow a beard and surprise your husband!
[The Stooges come upon Snow White sleeping in the Seven Dwarves' cottage]
Curly-Joe: The dwarves must lend this place to everybody.
Snow White: [to the Stooges] I love you just as you are, all three of you.
Larry: Gee. Only our mother ever said that without laughing in our faces.
Snow White: Aren't you going to kiss my hand?
Curly-Joe: I always say it with flowers.
[gives her a flower]
Snow White: Only one?
Curly-Joe: I get tongue-tied.
Moe: [to the Prince] You're better than we ever were.
Curly-Joe: Yeah, but he cheats... he's got brains!