Compressed Hare (1961)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote

Quotes 

• [Wile E. called Bugs on a phone to borrow a cup of carrots to put in a stew and Bugs arrives at his lair with them; the mailbox outside reads "Wile E. Coyote, GENIUS"] 

  Bugs Bunny : [knocking on the door]  Are you in, genius? Are you in, capable? In, solent? In, describable? In, bearable?

  [Wile E. opens the door, grabs Bugs and drags him inside] 

• Bugs Bunny : [as Wile E. Coyote is tying him to a spit]  I'm your new neighbor from down the street. I brung you those carrots you asked for. Personally, I don't think a stew is a stew without carrots.

  [Sniffs] 

  Bugs Bunny : Mmm, smells good. What kind of stew is it?

  [Dips his ear in the pot and tastes it] 

  Bugs Bunny : Mmm-mmm. Rabbit ear stew. Very good too. Er, I'd love to stay for lunch, but it appears I'm all tied up this morning.

  Wile E. Coyote : Oh, you're going to stay for lunch. You are lunch. Now, what kind of wine goes best with wild game? You are game, aren't you?

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, er, I'm game, all right.

  [Hops on floor, dislodging a cork from one of the wine bottles into Wile E.'s eye] 

  Wile E. Coyote : Now look here, me bucko!

  [Bugs hops again and another cork pops; Wile E. ducks to avoid the cork, but it ricochets accross the room and opens an ironing board, which hits Wile E. on the head; Bugs hops back home] 

• Wile E. Coyote : [Carrying a wheelbarrow full of quick-drying cement]  Special delivery!

  Bugs Bunny : Send it right down!

  Wile E. Coyote : All right!

  [Throws cement down Bugs' hole, then tiptoes away] 

  Wile E. Coyote : What a perfect way to "cement" a friendship.

  [Suddenly a pillar of cement pops up from the ground; Wile E. bumps into it and it falls on top of him] 

  Bugs Bunny : [Pops out of hole where cement came from]  Well, now he's got "concrete" evidence that I'm a good neighbor.

• Bugs Bunny : [after Wile E. is hit by a missile and blown up]  One thing's for sure. We're the first country to launch a coyote into orbit.

• Wile E. Coyote : [after dropping an iron carrot into Bugs Bunny's rabbit hole]  Now that rabbit's really got a magnetic, hehe, personality.