Daffy Duck:
Poor Bugs. But anyway you look at it, it's better he should suffer. After all, I was me or him, and obviously, it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people. I can't stand pain. It hurts me.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
[
holding Daffy, whose shirt makes him look like a rabbit] Oh, what a cute little pink bunny rabbit!
[
cradling Daffy]
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...
Daffy Duck:
I'm not a bunny rabbit...
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
...and pat him and pet him and...
Daffy Duck:
You're hurting me. Put me down, please.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
...and rub him and caress him and...
Daffy Duck:
[
shouts] I ain't no bunny rabbit!
Bugs Bunny:
[
surfacing in the middle of the Himalayas] I shoulda toined left at Albekoikee!
Daffy Duck:
Old pal, do me a favor, will you? Just don't do me any more favors. You just stay here and study to be a snow shoe rabbit. I'm going back to Perth Amboy.
Daffy Duck:
Oh, sure I know I'm a louse. But I'm a live louse.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
...rub him and pet him and squeeze him and rub him I will stroke his bill and rub his pretty feathers... Hey, wait a minute! Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.
Daffy Duck:
I know! I know! There goes your bunny rabbit!
Bugs Bunny:
Okay, Abom. Here's your bunny rabbit.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Duh, bunny rabbit, George?
Daffy Duck:
Bunny rabbit? Me?
Bugs Bunny:
Yes, you, doc.
Daffy Duck:
Ho, ho, very funny. Ha, ha, very droll. Hey, shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Distinguishing character, uh...
Daffy Duck:
Yeah, yeah! What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Why, duh, duh, long ears!
Daffy Duck:
And whom around here has long ears? Sorry to have to do this to you, bud.
Bugs Bunny:
[
has tied down his ears and sticks two fingers behind Daffy's head] Eh. Don't give it a second thought.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
[
grabs Daffy] Oh, boy! Just like I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit.
Bugs Bunny:
They really do make a charming couple.
[
at Palm Springs, the Abominable Snowman is talking to Bugs, unrecognizable in a robe, shades and hat]
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
And I searched and I searched - Ooh, it's hot - but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.
Bugs Bunny:
Gee, that's tough, Mr. Abdominabubble.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
And now I'll never - Gosh, it's hot - never see my bunny rabbit again.
Bugs Bunny:
Don't give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he'll come back.
[
hearing Daffy approaching through the burrow, Bugs holds a hood with rabbit ears over the hole, so that Daffy slides into it when he emerges]
Daffy Duck:
Well, here I am! Massacre started yet? Fireworks gone off? Balloon gone up?
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
Oh, boy, a bunny rabbit! Just what I always wanted!
[
grabs Daffy]
Hugo the Abominable Snowman:
I will name him George...
Bugs Bunny:
And I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him and... Hey!
[
Where the Abominable Snowman once sat there is now a puddle with his hat floating in it]
Bugs Bunny:
Hey, what do you know? He melted! He really was a snowman.
Daffy Duck:
[
emerging from the puddle] Abominable, that is.
[
Daffy is trying to tunnel back to Perth Amboy, but hits a blockage in the tunnel]
Daffy Duck:
[
popping his head out of the snow] All right, what's holding up the works? What's all the... the...
[
he looks up to see what's causing the blockage: the abominable snowman's foot]
Daffy Duck:
Aah!
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