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(1961–1966)

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Sally Rogers: It's just like my Aunt Agnes used to say...

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Rob Petrie: [Sally, Buddy, Rob and Laura are staying in a haunted cabin, all four are in the same bed because they are scared of the ghost] It's been over two hours and nothing strange or unusual has happened.

Sally Rogers: Oh, really? What do you call four grown people sleeping in the same bed with their clothes on?

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Laura Petrie: You wanna end up another Dwight Heatherton, go ahead!

Rob Petrie: Who's that?

Laura Petrie: Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity.

Rob Petrie: Then how do you know him?

Laura Petrie: Oh Rob, he's *famous*.

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Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Rob, I can't tell you how much.

Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: You can't tell us how much four and four are.

Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Yech!

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[Laura just admitted that she told a TV audience Alan Brady is bald]

Rob Petrie: Well did you know it was a secret?

Laura Petrie: Yes.

Rob Petrie: Oh sure, what's the fun of telling something if it's not a secret?

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Laura Petrie: Oh, Rob!

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Sally Rogers: What's the matter Rob?

Rob Petrie: Oh, he got on the elevator and I busted my leg on a lady.

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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: This guy laughs at everything! Bet he'll laugh if I say "shoehorn"... SHOEHORN!

Maxwell Cooley: heh huhh heh huhh!

[silly laughter]

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Alan Brady: [re note about letting go of the staff] Didn't you see I crumpled it up?

Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: [inspects paper] Yeah that's his crumple!

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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: [after Rob and Laura exchange a romantic goodnight, complete with kiss] Good night, Sal.

Sally Rogers: Goodnight, pal.

[they shake hands]

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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: [Sally emerges from another room wearing a facemask] Sal! We've been working together all these years, I never knew you looked like that!

Sally Rogers: Looked like what?

Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: Like my wife!

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Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: Oh, believe me, doodly doo.

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Rob Petrie: At least I'll prove one thing tonight: Television writers marry the prettiest girls.

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Sally Rogers: Good thinking.

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Melvin (Mel) Cooley: [after Buddy ridicules him] Yecch!

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Rob Petrie: I want to take a nap before I go to sleep.

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Ritchie Petrie: Oh, yeah, I forgot.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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