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Episodes Rated by Date

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# Episode User
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Votes

1.1  The Sick Boy and the Sitter 7.6 103
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
1.2  My Blonde-Haired Brunette 8.5 98
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
1.3  Sally and the Lab Technician 7.6 79
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
1.4  Washington vs. the Bunny 7.4 78
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
1.5  Oh, How We Met on the Night That We Danced 7.8 81
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.6  Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo. 7.7 79
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
1.7  Jealousy! 8.0 88
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.8  To Tell or Not to Tell 8.4 67
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
1.9  The Unwelcome Houseguest 8.0 72
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.10  The Meershatz Pipe 7.6 72
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
1.11  Forty-Four Tickets 8.0 67
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.12  Empress Carlotta's Necklace 8.4 73
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
1.13  Sally Is a Girl 8.0 68
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.14  Buddy, Can You Spare a Job? 8.0 62
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.15  Where Did I Come From? 8.9 74
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
1.16  The Curious Thing About Women 9.2 95
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
1.17  Punch Thy Neighbor 8.0 59
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.18  Who Owes Who What? 8.4 58
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
1.19  The Talented Neighborhood 8.0 67
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.20  A Word a Day 7.5 55
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
1.21  The Boarder Incident 6.9 58
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
1.22  Father of the Week 7.8 61
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.23  The Twizzle 7.0 91
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
1.24  One Angry Man 8.5 72
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
1.25  Where You Been, Fassbinder? 7.3 57
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
1.26  I Am My Brother's Keeper 7.7 64
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
1.27  The Sleeping Brother 7.9 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.28  The Bad Old Days 6.3 60
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
1.29  Sol and the Sponsor 8.0 64
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.30  The Return of Happy Spangler 7.3 58
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
2.1  Never Name a Duck 7.5 72
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
2.2  The Two Faces of Rob 8.6 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
2.3  The Attempted Marriage 8.2 52
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
2.4  Bank Book 6565696 7.8 59
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
2.5  Hustling the Hustler 7.6 68
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
2.6  My Husband Is Not a Drunk 8.5 77
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
2.7  What's in a Middle Name? 8.3 71
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
2.8  Like a Sister 7.7 59
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
2.9  The Night the Roof Fell In 8.1 70
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.10  The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally 7.4 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
2.11  A Bird in the Head Hurts 7.9 57
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.12  Gesundheit, Darling 8.2 59
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
2.13  A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own 7.5 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
2.14  Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra 8.5 71
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
2.15  The Cat Burglar 7.9 57
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.16  The Foul Weather Girl 7.5 57
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
2.17  Will You Two Be My Wife? 8.0 58
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.18  Ray Murdock's X-Ray 8.6 58
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
2.19  I Was a Teenage Head Writer 8.1 53
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.20  It May Look Like a Walnut 9.3 172
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.3/10 X  
2.21  My Husband Is a Check-Grabber 7.9 53
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.22  Don't Trip Over That Mountain 8.7 60
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
2.23  Give Me Your Walls 7.5 61
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
2.24  The Sam Pomerantz Scandals 7.3 60
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
2.25  The Square Triangle 7.7 49
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
2.26  I'm No Henry Walden 7.9 62
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.27  Racy Tracy Rattigan 6.8 56
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
2.28  Divorce 7.3 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
2.29  It's a Shame She Married Me 7.5 53
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
2.30  A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise 8.6 59
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
2.31  Jilting the Jilter 7.1 56
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
2.32  When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen 8.1 55
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
3.1  That's My Boy?? 9.1 106
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
3.2  The Masterpiece 8.3 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.3  Laura's Little Lie 8.2 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.4  Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice 7.9 57
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.5  All About Eavesdropping 8.8 68
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
3.6  Too Many Stars 7.8 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.7  Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius? 8.5 67
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
3.8  Uncle George 6.5 55
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
3.9  Big Max Calvada 7.8 72
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.10  The Ballad of the Betty Lou 8.1 52
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
3.11  Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors 7.8 61
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.12  The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears... 8.0 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.13  The Alan Brady Show Presents 7.9 71
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.14  The Third One from the Left 8.2 52
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.15  My Husband Is the Best One 8.2 59
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.16  The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer 7.7 55
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
3.17  The Life and Love of Joe Coogan 8.7 73
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
3.18  A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards 8.4 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
3.19  Happy Birthday and Too Many More 7.4 56
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
3.20  The Brave and the Backache 8.0 53
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.21  The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth 7.9 45
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.22  My Part-Time Wife 8.3 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.23  Honeymoons Are for the Lucky 8.2 58
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.24  How to Spank a Star 7.9 56
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.25  The Plots Thicken 8.2 53
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.26  Scratch My Car and Die 8.6 56
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
3.27  The Return of Edwin Carp 8.0 67
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.28  October Eve 8.6 62
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
3.29  Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail 7.9 56
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.30  My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life 7.7 48
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
3.31  I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All 7.9 56
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.32  Teacher's Petrie 8.0 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.1  My Mother Can Beat Up My Father 8.7 70
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
4.2  The Ghost of A. Chantz 9.1 114
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
4.3  The Lady and the Baby Sitter 7.6 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
4.4  A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat 8.0 46
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.5  The Man from 'Emperor' 6.8 49
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
4.6  Romance, Roses and Rye Bread 7.0 52
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
4.7  8.1 55
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
4.8  The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail 7.9 53
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.9  Three Letters from One Wife 8.4 47
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
4.10  Pink Pills and Purple Parents 8.7 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
4.11  It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise 7.9 45
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.12  The Death of the Party 8.0 48
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.13  My Two Showoffs and Me 7.7 45
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.14  Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk 7.2 44
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
4.15  Brother, Can You Spare $2500? 7.6 49
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
4.16  The Impractical Joke 8.9 59
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
4.17  Stacey Petrie: Part I 7.7 45
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.18  Stacey Petrie: Part II 7.5 45
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
4.19  Boy #1, Boy #2 7.2 40
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
4.20  The Redcoats Are Coming 7.7 59
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.21  The Case of the Pillow 8.4 49
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
4.22  Young Man with a Shoehorn 8.1 50
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
4.23  Girls Will Be Boys 7.8 42
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.24  Bupkis 7.6 46
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
4.25  Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home 8.1 49
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
4.26  Anthony Stone 7.7 47
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.27  Never Bathe on Saturday 8.8 71
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
4.28  Show of Hands 8.5 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
4.29  Baby Fat 7.6 51
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
4.30  One Hundred Terrible Hours 8.8 65
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
4.31  Br-rooom, Br-rooom 7.9 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.32  There's No Sale Like Wholesale 8.2 43
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.1  Coast to Coast Big Mouth 9.1 96
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
5.2  A Farewell to Writing 7.9 46
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
5.3  Uhny Uftz 8.1 72
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.4  The Ugliest Dog in the World 7.5 53
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
5.5  No Rice at My Wedding 6.7 44
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
5.6  Draw Me a Pear 8.2 63
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.7  The Great Petrie Fortune 8.3 57
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
5.8  Odd But True 7.4 52
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
5.9  Viva Petrie 7.1 46
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
5.10  Go Tell the Birds and the Bees 7.5 45
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
5.11  Body and Sol 7.6 49
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
5.12  See Rob Write, Write Rob Write 7.5 40
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
5.13  You're Under Arrest 7.9 45
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
5.14  Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work 7.8 41
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
5.15  Who Stole My Watch 8.0 39
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.16  I Do Not Choose to Run 7.3 41
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
5.17  The Making of a Councilman 6.8 42
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
5.18  The Curse of the Petrie People 8.2 51
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.19  The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart 8.4 48
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
5.20  Remember the Alimony 7.7 42
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
5.21  Dear Sally Rogers 7.6 44
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
5.22  Buddy Sorrell Man and Boy 7.8 47
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
5.23  Bad Reception in Albany 7.5 46
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
5.24  Talk to the Snail 7.8 42
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
5.25  A Day in the Life of Alan Brady 8.0 47
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.26  Obnoxious, Offensive Egomaniac Etc 8.6 51
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
5.27  The Man from My Uncle 8.5 52
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
5.28  You Ought to Be in Pictures 7.0 47
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
5.29  Love Thy Other Neighbor 7.6 48
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
5.30  Long Nights Journey Into Day 8.4 54
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
5.31  The Gunslinger 8.5 52
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
5.32  The Last Chapter 8.5 52
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X