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The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series 1961–1964) Poster

(1961–1964)

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Rocky: Bullwinkle, I'm worried.

Bullwinkle: Ratings down in the show again?

Rocky: No.

Bullwinkle: That's odd.

Rocky: I'm worried because there have already been two attempts on your life.

Bullwinkle: Oh, don't worry. We will be renewed.

Rocky: I'm not talking about the Bullwinkle Show.

Bullwinkle: You had better; we could use the publicity.

Rocky: [recognizing Boris's voice] That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?

Bullwinkle: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is, either.

[repeated line]

Mr. Peabody: I smell foul play, Sherman.

Bullwinkle: You just leave it to my pal Rock. He's the brains of the outfit.

General: And what does that make you?

Bullwinkle: What else? The executive.

Boris Badenov: Phooey! Foiled again!

Natasha Fatale: Don't you mean, "Curses! Foiled again!"?

Boris Badenov: Please, Natasha. This is kiddie show.

Bullwinkle: Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.

["Bullwinkle's Corner" does "Tom, Tom the Piper's Son" as a "Dragnet" spoof. Bullwinkle, as Tom, is arrested for stealing a pig. At the police station, he is grilled under a hot light by two police detectives who speak in quick "Dragnet"-style dialogue]

Police Officer #1: D'you know it's a felony to pack a pig over a state line?

Police Officer #2: Pig-napping!

Bullwinkle: But, it's a pig in a poem!

Police Officer #1: Oh, a pig in a poke, huh?

Bullwinkle: Not "poke." "Poem." Pig in a poem!

Police Officer #2: Pig poem?

Bullwinkle: [Measuring with his hands] Not so pig, just about...

Police Officer #1: You makin' fun of the way we talk?

Bullwinkle: [Frustrated] No, but it's *catchin'!*

Police Officer #2: [Writing on a notepad] Name?

Bullwinkle: I'm Tom, Tom the Piper's Son!

Police Officer #1: [Holds up the pig] All right, Piper's Son. What were you gonna do with the pig?

Bullwinkle: Well, the poem says, "The pig was eat." But...

Police Officer #2: Gonna eat it, huh?

Police Officer #1: On a platter?

Police Officer #2: Apple in it's mouth, like that?

Bullwinkle: [angry] Certainly not!

Police Officer #1: All right, Piper's Son, you can go. But don't leave town.

Bullwinkle: Thanks! Can I have my pig back?

Police Officer #2: No. Evidence.

Bullwinkle: [Moves toward the door] Darn!

Police Officer #1: One more thing, Piper's Son.

Bullwinkle: What's that?

Police Officer #1: [Holds up the pig, smiling] You got an apple on you?

[Bullwinkle looks dizzy. The "Dragnet" theme plays: 'Dum de dum dum!']

Natasha Fatale: Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode?

Boris Badenov: Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him.

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Boris: [trying to trick Rocky and Bullwinkle] I am part of one of the biggest advertising company's in the country. Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen, and Fink.

Bullwinkle: Yeah, I have heard of those first three fellows, but who is Fink?

Boris: I am Fink.

Natasha: You can say that again, dahling.

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Rocky: Bullwinkle, it says here that for you to inherit the fortune, you have to spend the weekend in the ancestral home, Abominable Manor.

Bullwinkle: That's no problem. I've been living in an abominable manner all my life.

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Rocky: Bullwinkle, do you know what an A-Bomb is?

Bullwinkle: Sure, a bomb is what some people call our show.

Rocky: I don't think that's very funny.

Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently.

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Natasha: Boris, how are we going to steal car from moose and squirrel?

Boris: Easy, we are going into the used car business.

Natasha: On purpose?

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Bullwinkle: But here, cleverly disguised as a bomb, is a bomb.

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[repeated line]

Rocket J. Squirrel: And now, here to tell you everything about anything is Mr. Know-It-All.

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[repeated line]

Rocky: OK, then, thank you, Mr. Know-It-All.

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Boris Badenov: You busy-bodies have busied your last body.

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Cloyd: On the moon we always carry a spare heart.

Bullwinkle: Must be nice come Valentine's Day.

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[repeated lines]

Rocky: And now...

Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat.

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[repeated line]

Boris Badenov: Shut up your mouth.

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Old woman: I'm not really a wicked fairy. I'm just wicked.

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The Announcer: Well, you're just in time for what might be a very unhappy ending.

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[repeated line]

Dudley Do-Right: Stop, Snidely Whiplash, in the name of the law.

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[repeated line]

Rocky: Hokey smoke.

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[lead-in to many commercials]

Rocky: Look, Bulliwinkle, a message in a bottle.

Bullwinkle: Fan mail from a flounder?

Rocky: This is what I really call a message.

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Rocky: And now, here's something we hope you'll really like.

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[Rocky and Bullwinkle have brought an old model ship to an antique dealer]

Rocky: Bullwinkle, this ship is covered in rubies and look what's written on the side! O-Mar Khay-yam. Bullwinkle, do you know what this is?

Bullwinkle: Well, if you're waiting on me to say it, I won't.

Antique Dealer: Me neither.

Rocky: OK, then this must be

[pause]

Rocky: "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam".

BullwinkleAntique Dealer: OOOOH!

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Bullwinkle: [explaining the components of a stereo system] This is the amplifier, which amplifies the sound. And this is the preamplifier, which, of course, amplifies the pree.

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[Bulwinkle has been captured by government agents]

Rocky: Hey, what's the meaning of this?

Agent: Military intelligence. That phrase mean anything to you?

Rocky: It sounds like a contradiction of terms.

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Boris Badenov: Ah, it good to be back on campus.

Natasha Fatale: Boris, you went to college? Penn State?

Boris Badenov: No, state pen.

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Rocky: For all of you who want to be tigers in the field of journalism, here's Mr. Know-It-All.

Bullwinkle: Hello, copycats.

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Bullwinkle: Today's lesson is how to be a lion tamer and pick up a little scratch... on the side... of your head.

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Mr. Hector Peabody: Sherman, that is your 1,000th fortune cookie. Do you want to spoil your dinner?

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Rocky: It's Bullwinkle!

Captain Peter "Wrongway" Peachfuzz: Or a figment of somebody's imagination.

Rocky: Figure of who's imagination?

Bullwinkle: Who you calling a Fig Newton?

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Bullwinkle: Got the wrong script from the teleprompter. As you know this is really the Humphley/Brinley report. No no. The Bullwinkle Show. And I am your moose-ster of ceremonies for the next half-hour: Bullwinkle his-self. As if you couldn't tell. I mean what other show has a host who sings, dances, recites poetry and has antlers? Well, on this network anyway...

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Bullwinkle: [pointing to Florida on a map] Here it is: Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.

Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, that's Florida!

Bullwinkle: Well, if they keep adding new states all the time how can you expect me to keep up?

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[an incident causes all the main characters to become lost at sea. There is nobody left on the screen]

Fish #1: There's something you don't see every day.

Fish #2: What's that?

Fish #1: A TV show where all they show you is a picture of rocks.

Fish #2: Well, c'mon. It *is* called "The Rocky Show".

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[repeated line]

Edgar: That's something you don't see every day, Chauncey.

Chauncey: What's that, Edgar?

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Bullwinkle: I'd like to apply for a job as an usher?

Boris: What experience have you had?

Bullwinkle: I've been in the dark for most of my life.

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Dudley Do-Right: Curses! Foiled again!

Snidely Whiplash: Hey! That's *my* line!

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Rocky: Bullwinkle, did you forget the plot again?

Bullwinkle: In a word, you said it.

Rocky: That's three words.

Bullwinkle: I'm a heavy tipper.

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Rocky: A thousand dollars to get to Frostbite Falls?

Bullwinkle: You can buy the place for eight dollars cash.

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[repeated line]

Bullwinkle: Jumping G. Horsefat!

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Rocky: Are you getting sea sick, Bullwinkle?

Bullwinkle: No, I always turn green this time of year.

Rocky: Well if you think this is bad?

Bullwinkle: Yeah.

Rocky: Just wait till we cast off.

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Bullwinkle: [Last lines in last episode of series] Well, the old place is back to sub-normal, Rock?

[while fishing from a boat with Rocky near Moosylvania]

Rocky: Yeah and we-

[interrupted by sound of gunshot]

Rocky: Hey, was that a shot?

Bullwinkle: Heck, no, Rock.

Rocky: Well, it sounded like a shot.

Bullwinkle: Nope.

Rocky: Then, what was it?

Bullwinkle: That was, "The End."

["The End" appears in the sky above their boat]

The Announcer: By George, he's got it! It is "The End." But watch for another episode soon of "Rocky and Bullwinkle."

Bullwinkle: It may be a little hard to find, but don't give up.

Rocky: We're not!

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