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The copy I saw was called Tör, and the illustration on the box was far more exciting than anything in the movie. The story is about these bad people oppressing these innocent villagers and how Taur and his cowardly (but equally muscle-bound) companion go about liberating them. This movie is just horribly dull and mostly devoid of even unintentional humor. The fights consist of Taur knocking away the soldiers' weapons and then quickly dispatching them with a simple wrestling move. There really aren't any swords or stabbing or even blood. Who knows, maybe you'll just love it.
Taur was originally supposed to be a Tarzan film, but was renamed after a copyright infringement suit was threatened! Closer observation reveals more of a similarity to the Ape Man than any Norse legend I am familiar with. A cheap and shameful attempt to cash in on the '60's muscleman craze.
saw this movie 2 nights ago. AMAZINGly sucky. damn. DAMN
This movie makes the deathstalker movies look good by comparison.
This is instantly going into my 'worst movies of all time' file.
avoid at all costs unless you have a free movie coupon & a desire to be bored to tears. waste of time. The lame fights & 3 stooges stuff was astoundingly terrible.
crap-stick barbarian/tarzan garbage. your average bugs bunny cartoon has WAY more entertainment value. YUCK. BARF ICK. GAG! the budget was about 5 lires. they milked the cave location. the white capes & plastic gold rock were so poor its sad. if you like this, your sense of taste is really warped.
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