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(1960)

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Danny Ocean: [Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again.

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Danny Ocean: I've got great news for you.

Beatrice Ocean: Auburn beat Alabama by twelve points.

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Danny Ocean: Why waste those cute little tricks that the Army taught us just because it's sort of peaceful now.

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Jimmy Foster: I made a cardinal rule: never to answer the 'phone in December.

Massuese: That's crazy. Why?

Jimmy Foster: Because one December, every time I picked up the 'phone they sent me out into the snow to play with my friends. That was at the Bulge.

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Danny Ocean: [to Jimmy as he is getting a massage from a beautiful masseuse] If you're not careful, buddy boy, she'll rub you out.

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Beatrice Ocean: There's only one thing you love, Danny: that's danger. Cliffhanging. You could never love a woman like you love danger.

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Mrs. Restes: [speaking of her son] He met a jiggly little number who was Vegas-bound.

Adele Ekstrom: "Jiggly little number" isn't exactly how I would describe Danny Ocean... more like a well-mannered shark.

Mrs. Restes: Is he?

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'Curly' Steffens: You're not gonna make yourself popular, knocking Danny.

Spyros Acebos: Who's knocking him? I love him. I respect talent. All I'm asking is he should me a little.

'Curly' Steffens: Too tough. Don' ask.

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Vince Massler: If it's so fool-proof, why hasn't somebody done it yet.

Danny Ocean: Same reason nobody's gone to the moon yet - no equipment.

Jimmy Foster: And we're equipped.

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Vince Massler: I can't do it. I've got my wife to think of.

Danny Ocean: Think of her rich.

Vince Massler: Think of me dead.

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Josh Howard: Look Vince - the brave ones don't come home. You stay scared.

Vince Massler: Yeah. You were always one of those guys who didn't want any brave ones on patrol with you, weren't you?

Josh Howard: It's simple enough - in my book "brave" rhymes with "stupid", and it still does.

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Josh Howard: They way I figure it is like this: the eleven of us cats against this one city...?

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Beatrice Ocean: [to Sam Harmon] I'll consider mistress, plaything, toy for a night, but I refuse to be your mother. That's out!

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Beatrice Ocean: [to Danny Oceans] Oh, Danny. What a prize you are. The only husband in the world who'd proposition his own wife.

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Danny Ocean: Going down.

Lift attendant: Going down.

Danny Ocean: Where they serve the drinks.

Lift attendant: To the bar.

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Jimmy Foster: [speaking on the 'phone] Speaking of finances. Could you let me have some more.

Mrs. Restes: More? More what?

Jimmy Foster: Money. M-O-N-Y.

Sam Harmon: "E"

Jimmy Foster: M-O-N-*E*-Y

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Duke Santos: It's not a zircon, it's a diamond; a big diamond. You don't think it's too big, do you? Your mother has excellent taste.

Jimmy Foster: [Sarcastically] Has she?

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Mrs. Restes: You'll miss my wedding!

Jimmy Foster: Mother, I have never missed one of your weddings.

Mrs. Restes: Yes, you did. My first one.

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Sam Harmon: The odds are always with the house,

[slams hand on pool table]

Sam Harmon: with the house!

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Danny Ocean: Well I married you once and it didn't work out too well, so what's wrong with a little hey-hey?

Beatrice Ocean: Nothing. Nothing at all. I'd never knock it as long as there was a little love involved.

Danny Ocean: You mean there isn't.

Beatrice Ocean: On your part, not much.

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Duke Santos: [to Danny and Sam] I know you won't try anything cute. Fifty percent of something is better than one hundred percent of nothin'.

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Beatrice Ocean: [to Sam about her marriage with Danny] We didn't have a home, Sam. We had a floating crap game.

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Tipsy Girl: [Obviously very tipsy] I thought he said i was a lady's drink. I think he meant a lady horse.

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Adele Ekstrom: Happy burial, dead dog.

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Tipsy Girl: I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on!

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