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The Facts of Life (1960) Poster

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Larry Gilbert: ...and she said, "That's not a new stance - "

Kitty Weaver: That's a new husband.

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Kitty Weaver: Am I really doing this? Me, Kitty Weaver? Secretary to the PTA? Den mother to the Cub Scouts? Am I really going to San Francisco to spend the weekend... with the husband of my best friend?

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Larry Gilbert: [Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.

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Singer on the Radio: [Kitty is nervously waiting for Larry. She switches on the radio] This is my first affair, so please be kind...

[Kitty quickly shuts off the radio]

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Larry Gilbert: Are you sure you're with the right woman?

Man in Motel Room: No buddy, I'm with the wrong woman, but I've been with her for 30 years.

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Kitty Weaver: Can't sleep.

Larry Gilbert: Me either.

Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.

Larry Gilbert: Me too.

Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?

Larry Gilbert: Suicide.

Kitty Weaver: Ever do it?

Larry Gilbert: Only late at night.

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Kitty Weaver: [after Larry criticizes her for buying a rabbit instead of a chicken at the grocery store] IT WAS LYING DOWN!

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Larry Gilbert: How old are you?

Kitty Weaver: Five years younger than you. How old are you?

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Larry Gilbert: If this wasn't so horrible, it'd be kind of enjoyable.

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