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Pillow Talk (1959) Poster

(1959)

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Jan: He was a perfect gentleman.

Brad Allen: That's even worse than I thought.

Jan: What do you mean?

Brad Allen: Well there are some men who... hmmm how shall I put it? Well they're very fond of their mothers... They like to share bits of gossip... collect recipes.

Jan: What a vicious thing to say!

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Jan: Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment!

Police Officer: Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.

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Jan: Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.

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Brad Allen: Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me.

Jan: I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me.

Brad Allen: Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad.

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Jonathan Forbes: Owww!

Brad Allen: What?

Jonathan Forbes: That chair. It just bit me.

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Jonathan Forbes: You've been crying for 60 miles.

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Alma: If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.

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Brad Allen: I've had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts.

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Jan: At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!

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Jonathan Forbes: Well, they didn't hit the moon with the first missile shot either.

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Brad Allen: Are you getting out of that bed, or am I coming in after you?

Jan: You wouldn't dare!

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Hotel clerk: There's no phone number, but I have a forwarding address.

Jonathan Forbes: 241 Stoneybrook Road.

Hotel clerk: Why yes sir.

Jonathan Forbes: [slams counter] And you let her go.

Hotel clerk: Well, it wasn't my place...

Jonathan Forbes: No, it's my place, and I helped him pack.

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Jonathan Forbes: Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met.

Brad Allen: That's what you said when you married that stripper.

Jonathan Forbes: She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves.

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Brad Allen: [on the phone pretending to be Rex] Am I gonna see you tonight?

Jan: I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date.

Brad Allen: Who with?

Jan: A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes.

Brad Allen: Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date.

Jan: No I'm not.

Brad Allen: And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to.

Jan: I know you're not.

Brad Allen: I'll pick you up at 8.

Jan: I'll be ready.

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Jonathan Forbes: In New York, you have air you can sink your teeth into. It has character.

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[Jan and Brad are on the phone discussing a phone schedule]

Jan: We're just going to have to live with each other...

[Jan pauses, waiting for a response]

Brad Allen: Well?

Jan: I was waiting for you to say some off-color remark.

Brad Allen: Is that all you have on your mind?

Jan: Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half hour and I'll stick to mine!

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[Trying to convince Alma she loves living alone]

Jan: Well, what am I missing?

Alma: If you have to ask, you're missing it!

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Brad Allen: Why don't you take her over for the rest of the evening?

Jonathan Forbes: Me?

Brad Allen: Yeah! Take her dancing maybe. She's dying to learn how to dance.

Jonathan Forbes: Wait wait. She doesn't know how to dance?

Brad Allen: Well naturally, she doesn't get out of the house very often.

Jonathan Forbes: What do you mean, "naturally"?

Brad Allen: Jonathan, believe me, you and Moose - I mean Miss Taggett will get along...

Jonathan Forbes: "Moose"?

Brad Allen: So what the girl picks up a nickname? You know, how cruel kids can be. Especially, when some is a little different.

Jonathan Forbes: Different? How Different?

Brad Allen: Well... You know

[hesitatingly points to face]

Brad Allen: , just different.

Jonathan Forbes: [Pointing to a fat lady sitting at a table] That couldn't be her, could it?

Brad Allen: How can you tell?

[waves at the lady, who waves back]

Brad Allen: See, she's so friendly. C'mon.

Jonathan Forbes: Oh no! Its your muse. Happy Hunting!

[leaves]

Brad Allen: Yes, indeed.

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Jan: Wonder how it would be to have someone to pillow talk with me?

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Jan: Would you please get off this line!

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Jan: If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick.

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Jan: I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me.

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Jan: Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire.

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Jonathan Forbes: What a delightful situation! The great Brad Allen, chopped down to size, floating down the river with the rest of us logs.

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Brad Allen: [regarding Thelma Ritter's Alma] The State Department could use her. What a party girl she'd make - in Moscow!

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