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Li'l Abner (1959) Poster

(1959)

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Mammy Yoakum: I has spoken.

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Mammy Yoakum: [talking about going to the city] You gals are going to have to go through a before-marriage custom called *engagement*.

Moonbeam McSwine: Engagement, what's that?

Mammy Yoakum: That's the part before the gal says "Shore do!" and the preacher says "Go to!"

Moonbeam McSwine: How long this engagement thing last?

Mammy Yoakum: Sometimes a whole month.

Moonbeam McSwine: A whole month? What are they, insecure?

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Mammy Yoakum: Is you inferring you has money?

Earthquake McGoon: Lady, I is filthy with it.

Mammy Yoakum: Mister, you is filthy without it.

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Daisy Mae: Why it's the Bar Harbor Scraggs.

Romeo Scragg: Yeah, they've been barred from every harbor in the country.

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Mayor Daniel D. Dogmeat: Romeo Scragg, do you claim to be Daisy Mae's kith an' kin?

Romeo Scragg: Yes, and that's the whole trouble.

Mayor Daniel D. Dogmeat: Trouble?

Romeo Scragg: Yeah, I'd like to kith her, but I don't think I kin!

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Gen. Bullmoose: [talking about Appassionata von Climax] She works for me. She gets a salary, and she sort of lives in my house.

Li'l Abner Yokum: [to Appassionata von Climax] Really? Does that mean you gets bed and board, ma'm?

Appassionata Von Climax: Extremely!

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Sen. Jack S. Phogbound: I'll bet you were wondering what I've been doing up there in Washington, D.C. these past eighteen years.

Mammy Yoakum: We didn't care, as long as you was there and we was here!

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Gen. Bullmoose: Appasionata, you should have been here an hour ago! Why are you so late?

Appassionata Von Climax: I had to make up.

Gen. Bullmoose: Your face?

Appassionata Von Climax: No, with the chauffeur... we had a fight!

Gen. Bullmoose: [to his cronies] Remind me to fire that chauffeur!

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Available Jones: [being introduced to Gen. Bullmoose] Well, howdy General! Welcome to Dogpatch. I'd say "what's your pleasure?", but I see you done brought it with you.

[Looks directly at Appasionata]

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Daisy Mae: [about growing old and unmarried] I looked in the mirror this morning and most of my good years are gone.

Marryin' Sam: I guess you're right. After all, you is pushing eighteen.

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Romeo Scragg: There's no Jack S. like our Jack S.!

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Marryin' Sam: [picking up Abner from Gen. Bullmoose's office, looking at Apassionata] Oh, General... you better fire that chauffeur!

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