Quotes
Michael Bean:
My beautiful, wrecked, piano!
Edwin Milton:
Does that mean you won't be able to finish composing the music for the play?
Michael Bean:
Real composers don't require pianos, it is all in the mind.
Edwin Milton:
Best place for it.
Michael Bean:
Never wanted my music, have you?
Edwin Milton:
Well, Tchaikovsky would have done me, if I'd *had* to have music at all. Personally...
Michael Bean:
Out with it, what's your objection? Come on, let's have all of it, come on let's have it!
Edwin Milton:
All right it's already my Herculian task to coax anything like audability from these children. If, in ...
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Soundtracks
"Ten Green Bottles' (uncredited)
Tradtional
Sung in the music class
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Carry On Teacher is one of the earlier entries in the Carry On series and I found this quite funny.
The Headmaster at Maudin Street School plans to apply for another job at another school. As the students like him, they don't want him to leave. They decide to play some practical jokes just as school inspectors are about. They put chewing gum and super glue on chairs, saw a piano leg and make it collapse and launch an experimental rocket. Through all of this, two of the teachers fall in love with each other.
This sort of thing never happened when I was at school when the headmaster left!
The cast includes some of the Carry On regulars including Kenneth Williams, Hattie Jacques, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims, Kenneth Conner and Leslie Phillips. With Ted Ray as the Headmaster.
Have a good laugh with Carry On Teacher. Excellent.
Rating: 3 stars out of 5.