Sam:
Don't sneeze ya stupid dragon, or you'll blow us to the moon!
[Dragon sneezes and the tower "blasts off", headed for the moon]
Sam:
Dragons is so stupid.
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Sam:
Open that bridge, varmit! Open it, I say!
[the drawbridge drops on top of Sam]
Sam:
Close it! Close it! Close it up again!
[Drawbridge opens, leaving a flattened Sam]
Sam:
Okay, rabbit, you forced me to use force!
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King Arthur:
Noble knights of the Round Table, ever since the accursed Black Knight captured our Singing Sword, evil times have befallen us. One of ye knights must recover the Singing Sword...
Sir Osis of Liver:
The Black Knight has a fire-breathing dragon!
Sir Loin of Beef:
But-but-but... but the Black Knight is invincib-b-ble!
King Arthur:
Odds bodkins! Hath the knights of the Round Table turned chicken?
[Clucking sounds and feathers flying]
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King Arthur:
Unless you bring back the Singing Sword, you will be put to the rack, burned at the stake, and beheaded.
Bugs Bunny:
Be-be-beheaded?
[laughs, then cries]
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[Sam's dragon is sneezing]
Sam:
Ya crazy, idjit, bedraggled dragon! I warned ya about lettin' your fire get low. Now ya caught cold.
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Bugs Bunny:
[after Bugs got the Singing Sword, at the Black Knight's castle and home] I wonder why they call this the Swinging Sword?
[Swinging Sword performs musical tune Aloha Hu]
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