Sgt. Vinson:
I need a six-foot hole dug. Any volunteers?
Pvt. McGurney:
Don't look at me, Sergeant. I'm too overcome with grief.
Pvt. Pendelton:
Well, I certainly can't do that!
Pvt. Collins:
All right, I'll be the goat. Half the tobacco?
Pvt. McGurney:
Collins, three feet will be plenty. He was only half a man.
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