[first lines]
Daffy Duck:
[a taxi pulls up to a theatre and Daffy steps out] How much, my good man?
Taxi Driver:
Uh, one block, 25 cents.
Daffy Duck:
25 cents? It's robbery, but I'll pay it.
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Daffy Duck:
There can only be one explanation for white tile in a dressing room.
[turns over sign on door; it reads "MEN"]
Daffy Duck:
And that's it.
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Daffy Duck:
[booby-trapping Bugs' xylophone] When he strikes this note, instead of a xylophone, he'll be playing a harp.
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[last lines;Daffy has blown himself up for a grand finale; the audience cheers]
Bugs Bunny:
That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it. They want more.
Daffy Duck:
[as a ghost rising to heaven] I know, I know, but I can only do it once.
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Stage Manager:
Daffy, we bill according to drawing power.
Daffy Duck:
Oh, yeah? That rabbit couldn't draw flies if he was covered with syrup. Okay, this performance will prove I'm a star.
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