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Don't Go Near the Water (1957)

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On a small island in the South Pacific, the Navy's P.R. department is spending WWII without getting near a ship. Lt. Max Siegal is the Second in command to a clueless Commanding Officer who... See full summary »

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Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 2 wins & 3 nominations. See more awards »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Gia Scala ...
Melora Alba
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Adam Garrett
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Lt. Alice Tomlen
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Gordon Ripwell
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Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
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Deborah Aldrich
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Ens. Tyson
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Lt. Ross Pendleton
Mickey Shaughnessy ...
Farragut Jones
Howard Smith ...
Adm. Junius Boatwright
Romney Brent ...
Mr. Alba - Melora's Father
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Janie
Jack Straw ...
Lt. Cmdr. Gladstone
Robert Nichols ...
Lt. Cmdr. Hereford
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On a small island in the South Pacific, the Navy's P.R. department is spending WWII without getting near a ship. Lt. Max Siegal is the Second in command to a clueless Commanding Officer who believes Sea Duty to be the worst punishment he can give one of his men. Siegal has to keep the foreign correspondents happy, keep his Commander out of trouble and figure out a way for one of the enlisted sailors to date the lady Lieutenant of his dreams - all while convincing a certain island schoolteacher that he's the man for her. Written by April M. Cheek <Aravis2713@aol.com>

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The hilarious best-seller is even funnier on the screen! See more »


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December 1957 (USA)  »

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(Westrex Recording System)

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(Metrocolor)

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2.35 : 1
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Ship's bells in the Navy ring every 30 minutes. The duration between the ringing of two and three bells during the staff meeting is four minutes in a scene that plays out in real time without a break. See more »

Quotes

Ens. Tyson: You know, she knows darn well that little piece of black lace is showin' up above her shirt.
Lt. Ross Pendleton: You know what she is? A sadist. I know these black underwear kind of women.
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Referenced in The Money Pit (1986) See more »

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Anchors Aweigh
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Music by Charles A. Zimmerman and lyrics by Alfred Hart Miles
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fluff, but fun
10 March 2003 | by See all my reviews

This tale of the absurdist goings-on at a public relations office for the navy in the WWII pacific theater is sort of a downscale "South Pacific." The casting and production values are extremely high, but the movie never aspires to anything more than light (extremely light) entertainment. In this it succeeds quite well. The movie is great to look at, and the comic abilities of Glenn Ford - an underrated actor, in my book - are at their peak. No lasting nourishment here, but a fun flick to see - once. Side note

  • the movie is another example of the superiority of the color processes
employed in the 50's and late 40's over what is commonly used in today's flicks.


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