Designing Woman (1957)
Mike Hagen: [narration] Liquor, I've found, makes me very smart sometimes.
Marilla Hagen: [Seeing the mess in Mike's lap] What's that?
Mike Hagen: Ravioli.
Marilla Hagen: Didn't you care for it?
Mike Hagen: Oh, no. It's very good here.
Marilla Hagen: We never argue anymore. And when we do, it never lasts more than a week or two.
Mike Hagen: [to Marilla] How come you cant stand the sight of blood on anyone except me?
Mike Hagen: They're not reading. They're holding them
Mike Hagen: that way in case the blood spatters.
Mike Hagen: I'm going into the men's room now, to change into the bus boy's green pants.
Mike Hagen: Maxie, cross-eyed!
Maxie Stultz: [repeated line while punching out everyone within reach] Cross-eyed? Cross-eyed?
Mike Hagen: Why is it that you can't stand the sight of blood on anyone but me?
Marilla Hagen: I'll never understand what my husband was doing shoeless in your apartment.