- Bugs Bunny: [referring to Elmer] Gee, what a sorehead. I've hoid about professional jealousy among actors, but that dope has got it real bad.
- Elmer Fudd: [chasing Bugs] Hey, you come back here!
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, no. You huwt my feelings.
- [Bugs had been asked by the QTTV producer to climb to the top of a ladder and sit down on the cushion on the very top of it]
- Bugs Bunny: What's sitting up here on this cushion got to do with my television career?
- QTTV Producer: Well, you see, most people have to start at the bottom of the ladder. But we're starting you at the top. We like you.
- Bugs Bunny: [as Liberace] George!
- [he gives a giant piano-keys smile, then gestures toward Elmer]
- Bugs Bunny: That's my brother, George.