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The King and I (1956) Poster

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King: Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!

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King: You will order the finest gold chopsticks.

Anna: Your Majesty, chopsticks? Don't you think knives and forks would be more suitable?

King: I make mistake, the British not scientific enough to know how to use chopsticks.

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Louis: Mother, look! The Prime Minister is naked.

Anna: Oh don't be ridiculous, Louis. He can't be all naked. He's only

[looks through the telescope]

Anna: ... half naked.

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King: You are very difficult woman!

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King: Now, shall Mr. Lingkong be winning this war he is fighting at present?

Anna: No one knows really.

King: Well, does he have enough guns and elephants for transporting things?

Anna: I don't think they have elephants in America, your majesty.

King: No elephants? No wonder he is not winning war!

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King: [chanting to Buddha before banquet preparations] Help also Mrs. Anna to keep awake for scientific sewing of dresses, even though she be only a woman and a Christian and therefore unworthy of your interest!

Anna: [greatly offended, rising] Your Majesty!

King: A promise is a promise! Head must not be higher than mine! A promise!

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Tuptim: Good day, Madam. My name is Tuptim. I already speak English.

Anna: And very nicely, too.

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King: You will say no more!

Anna: I will say no more, because there is no more to say!

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Lun Tha: Death is not worse pain than an empty life.

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One of the King's wives: [Sees the bearded Ambassador] Oh! He has the head of a goat!

British Ambassador Sir John Hay: [holds up spying glass]

Wives: Evil eye! Evil eye!

[flee from the room in terror]

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Anna: Then how do you explain, your majesty, that many men remain faithful to only one wife?

King: They are sick

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Anna: In your house she's just another woman. Like a bowl of rice is a bowl of rice no different from any other bowl of rice.

King: Now you understand about women! So, many English books talk about love etc etc etc ha!

Anna: You disapprove?

King: It is a silly complication of a general simplicity. A woman is designed for pleasing man that is all. A man is deigned to be pleased by many women

Anna: Then how do you explain, your majesty, that many men remain faithful to one wife

King: They are sick.

Anna: Oh, but you do expect women to be faithful?

King: Naturally!

Anna: Well why naturally?

King: Because it is natural. It is like old Siamese saying. A girl is like a blossom, with honey for just one man. A man is like a honey bee and gather all he can. To fly from blossom to blossom a honey must be free. But blossom must not ever fly from bee to bee to bee.

Anna: Hee hee. Oh your majesty in England we have a far different attitude. We believe for a man to be truly happy he must love one woman and one woman only.

King: This idea was invented by woman.

Anna: Oh but it's a great idea your majesty and in England we're brought up with it. When your young and at your first dance.

King: Young girl? They dance also. Like I see you in arms of stranger tonight not a husband.

Anna: Why of course!

King: I would not permit it.

Anna: Ha when your young and at your first dance, and your sitting on a small guilt chair with your eyes lowered, terrified that you'll be a wall flower. Suddenly, you see two black shoes, a white waist coat, a face, it speaks.

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King: When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!

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King: ...Pairs of male elephants to be released into the forests of America. There it is hoped that they will grow in number and the people can tame them and use them as beasts of burden.

Anna: But your majesty, I don't think you mean pairs of MALE elephants.

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Lady Thiang: They think you dress like that because you shaped like that!

Anna: Well I most certainly am not!

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Lady Thiang: [meeting Anna for the first time]

[singing]

Lady Thiang: There is a happy land, far far away, where saints in glory stand bright, bright as day!

Lady Thiang: [Anna looks confused] Mis-on-ary!

Anna: Oh, a missionary taught you English!

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Anna: This girl hurt your vanity... she didn't hurt your heart! You have no heart! You've never loved anyone and you never will.

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King: You are very difficult woman!

Anna: Perhaps so, Your Majesty.

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Kralahome: [to Anna] Why are you so blind; have you no eyes to see? King tries impossible task - wishing to be scientific man who know all modern things... He will only tear himself in two, trying to be something he can never be!

Anna: Of course he can never be, if those who are closest to him are unwilling to help him!

Kralahome: You do not know King as well as you think you do. You believe you have great influence over him. You will end up as his slave-like all the others!

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Prince Chulalongkorn: [to his father, the King] You believe! Does that mean that you do not know?

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King: I do not remember such words.

Anna: I remember them.

King: I will do remembering!

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Anna: Oh, but this is a lie!

King: [in agreement] It is a FALSE lie!

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King: You think you teach King lesson, but this is one lesson you do not get paid for teaching! In the future, you will stop instructing wives and children in silly English song "Home Sweet House" to remind me of breaking promises I never make, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!

Anna: Your majesty, I do not intend to have my boy brought up in a harem, and you did promise me a house; "a brick residence adjoining the palace," those were your very words in the letter.

King: [obviously does remember] I do not remember such words.

Anna: I remember them.

King: I will do remembering! Who is king here? I remind you, so you remember that! I do not remember any promises! I do not remember anything except that you are my servant!

Anna: Oh, no, your majesty.

King: What, what, what? I said you are my servant!

Anna: No, your majesty, that is not true. I am most certainly not your servant, and what is more, if you do not give me the house you promised, I shall be forced to return to England immediately.

[children protest]

Princess Ying Yaawolak: I believe in snow!

Lady Thiang: Do not let her go away.

King: I let her do nothing that is not my pleasure! It is my pleasure that you stay here, in palace, in palace!

Anna: No, your majesty.

King: [heavy sigh] Why do you wish to leave these children, all of whom are loving you so extraordinarily?

Anna: I do not wish to leave them. I love them, too, quite extraordinarily, but I cannot stay in a country where a promise has no meaning.

King: I will hear no more about this promise!

Anna: A land where there is talk of honor and a wish for Siam to take its place among the modern nations of the world, where there is talk of great changes, but where everything still remains according to the wishes of the king.

King: You will say no more! No more!

Anna: I will say no more, because there is no more to say. Come, Louis.

[Anna and Louis leave. Children protest]

King: Out, out, OUT!

[everyone, except the King, leaves]

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