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The Case of the Mukkinese Battle-Horn (1956) Poster

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Sgt. Brown: [points to floor] Look, sir. An impression of a heel.

Superintendent Quilt: Very clever, Brown, but we haven't time for your impressions now.

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Narrator: At 11.10 the police photographers arrived, photographed the police, and hurried away again.

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Superintendent Quilt: Where were you on the night of the 17th?

Beautiful woman: Don't you remember?

Superintendent Quilt: [gulps] Have you got all that down, Brown?

Sgt. Brown: Yes, sir.

Superintendent Quilt: Well rub it out again.

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Maurice Plonk: My name is Maurice Plonk, and I live in a little log cabin in Piccadilly. Last night I left a burning cigarette by my bedside and the whole place was burny down. And the night before last, my fire insurance ran out and we did not get a penny. My, how we did laugh when we heard about it.

Narrator: Mr Plonk has nothing to do with our story. We thought you'd like to see what a real idiot looked like.

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[After repeatedly encountering the same mysterious woman]

Superintendent Quilt: Brown, who is this woman?

Sgt. Brown: It's the producer's girlfriend, sir.

[To audience]

Sgt. Brown: You think I'm kidding?

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