A pair of detectives from Scotland Yard are assigned to look into the disappearance of the Mukkinese Battle Horn, a ninth-century artifact, from the Metropolitan Museum.
Filmed in the wonder of Schizophrenoscope (the new Split Screen)
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My name is Maurice Plonk, and I live in a little log cabin in Piccadilly. Last night I left a burning cigarette by my bedside and the whole place was burny down. And the night before last, my fire insurance ran out and we did not get a penny. My, how we did laugh when we heard about it.
Mr Plonk has nothing to do with our story. We thought you'd like to see what a real idiot looked like.
Closing titles: By special arrangement with Nathan Twitt Esq. Those who did not appear are Freda Clench the underwater soprano (own tank), Fred Nurke, Jim Pills saxophonist extrordinaire, Barbara Seville and Lurgi the Wonder Dog. See more