The Baby and the Battleship (1956)

User Rating:

5.1/10   

Director:

Jay Lewis

Writers:

Richard De Roy (screenplay)
Richard De Roy (story)

Release Date:

23 April 1957 (Denmark)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

It all starts when a sailor's left holding the baby!

Plot:

After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby...

Plot Keywords:

Navy | Based On Novel

Cast

John Mills	...	Puncher Roberts
Richard Attenborough	...	Knocker White
André Morell	...	Marshal
Bryan Forbes	...	Prof. Evans
Michael Hordern	...	Capt. Hugh
Ernest Clark	...	Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby
Harry Locke	...	CPO Blades
Michael Howard	...	Joe
Lionel Jeffries	...	George
Clifford Mollison	...	Sails
Thorley Walters	...	Lt. Setley
Duncan Lamont	...	Master-at-Arms
Lisa Gastoni	...	Maria
Cyril Raymond	...	P.M.O.
Harold Siddons	...	Whiskers

Runtime:

USA:96 min

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)

Aspect Ratio:

1.37 : 1

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Finland:S | Sweden:Btl | UK:U

Filming Locations:

Abbatoir Wharf, Corradino, Malta

Company:

Jay Lewis Productions

Trivia:

George Cole and Jon Pertwee were originally planned to star, until Cole left his contract, which resulted in different stars being sought.

Ahoy there cuddly wuddly kiddly widdly plop.

When your light airy comedy can boast Richard Attenborough and John Mills as its leads, well it's in safe hands as a time filler at least. The Baby And The Battleship is one of those affable comedies that filtered out of Shepperton Studios from time to time back in the day. Always crammed with stock British talent, they serve as a reminder, much like the Pinewood Studios comedies released in the same time frame, of simple honest enjoyment. No frills or attempts at insulting the viewers intelligence, they existed {exist} purely as a medium to be sampled without the need for dissection or deeper themed meanings {like some of Ealing's comedies for example}.

This effort revolves around two sailors, Knocker (Attenborough) and Puncher (Mills), who while on shore leave find themselves baby minding the brother of Knocker's Italian fiancée, the 13th born in the family no less!. After a big punch up in the city, Puncher wakes up to find everyone has gone except the baby, who is still sitting in the last place Puncher had left him. Fretting and unable to find Knocker {who's off with his lady searching elsewhere}, Puncher smuggles the baby on board his ship and promptly enlists his ship mates to help him. Cue much mirth as first the ship sails leaving Knocker AWOL on shore, and secondly as macho sailors try to temporarily raise the child whilst simultaneously keeping him hidden from the ship's superiors-something that proves most definitely hard to do.

As one can reasonably expect with a cast containing two of Great Britiain's treasure's, the acting is value for money. Backed up by a ships roll call consisting of Bryan Forbes, Michael Hordern, Michael Howard, Lionel Jeffries, John Le Mesurier and Gordon Jackson, it's easy to see why this comedy was steered safely into port. Also having some nice outer location work at Abattoir Wharf in Corradino, Malta, The Baby And The Battleship probably isn't a film you would want to watch time and time again. But hey, sometimes once is enough to leave a safe and favourable impression. 6/10