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Andre Trochard: [to Isabelle] Your opinion of me has no cash value.
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Albert: [looking at the Navy officer in full dress whites] I think he looks like a glass of milk.
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Albert: If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.
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Joseph: We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.
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Albert: Even the girl herself called us angels.
Joseph: We're no angels.
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Albert: What if she knows his handwriting?
Joseph: If you got a beautiful note like this, would you bother comparing signatures?
Albert: No. It'd have to be signed by a girl, though.
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Jules: That is a very handsome woman.
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Jules: [on opening the petty cash box] You'll have to forgive me, it's been a while since I've done this
[closes eyes]
Jules: and I'm used to doing it in the dark.
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Joseph: I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey.
Albert: "Buy"? Do you really mean "buy"?
Joseph: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.
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Albert: Tell him there's a deadly poisonous snake inside of the cage. Tell him.
[Joseph eaves the room. Re-enters a few seconds later]
Albert: You didn't tell him?
Albert: [after a pause] He knows already.
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Joseph: I'll say one thing about prison. You meet a better class of people.
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Andre Trochard: Out of my way, you lout!
Albert: [deadpan] You frighten me.
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Joseph: [Referring to the Ducotels] People like that - how can you cut their throats?
Albert: [Dryly] It isn't easy.
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Felix Ducotel: [to his wife] You know how miserable I get when I'm unhappy.
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Jules: [Talking about Joseph] That's his life - selling people things they don't want for more than they can afford to buy.
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Albert: I read someplace that when a lady faints, you should loosen her clothing.
Joseph: [Sarcastically] It's that kind of reading that got you into trouble.
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Amelie Ducotel: I'd like to talk to you if can spare a few minutes.
Joseph: A man sentenced to life can always spare a few minutes.
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Amelie Ducotel: It's you?
Joseph: How could I be anybody else?
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Amelie Ducotel: [Speaking of their daughter] Look! Every page of her diary... how much she loves him!
Felix Ducotel: [Befuddled] Hmmm? What? You - you - you read her private thoughts?
Amelie Ducotel: Why do you think I gave her the diary?
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Felix Ducotel: I'll say one thing for crooks - they give you an honest day's work.
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[Joseph brings Andre a spiny pineapple on a plate to eat with no utensils]
Andre Trochard: Knife! Fork! How am I supposed to eat that?
Joseph: [matter-of-factly] You eat it like an apple.
[Joseph gives him a look like this is common knowledge]
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Joseph: That's the way it is, "in the midst of life," et cetera, et cetera, I forget the rest of it.
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Felix Ducotel: Don't misunderstand me. It's true that I never liked my cousin, only because he was not likable. He had a number of good points, I'm sure. I just can't think of any.
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Joseph: In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."
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Joseph: If you don't mind my saying so, Albert, he's got it all over you.
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Albert: Now I've really lost her.
Joseph: You never really had her.
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Felix Ducotel: You look different.
Jules: We are different.
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