Police Dog (1955)

Christopher Lee: Johnny, a constable

Quotes 

• Frank Mason : What's this I hear about Johnny getting chewed up?

  Johnny, a constable : It's that brute out in the backyard there. I found him nosing round a bombsite at 6 o'clock this morning.

  Frank Mason : What did you do to make him bite you?

  Johnny, a constable : What did I do? Hark at him! I didn't do anything except lug him try and chain him up and try and make him nice and cosy, and then the vicious brute takes a piece out of my hand. What did I do? Hah!

  Sergeant : Dogs like that are better destroyed.

  Frank Mason : There's nothing wrong with that dog, Skipper. Johnny was scared of him I expect.

  Johnny, a constable : Scared? Of course I was scared. So would you have been.

  Frank Mason : The trouble is, animals can smell if you're frightened, and that scares them too.

  Johnny, a constable : You wouldn't care to let him have a whiff of your pong I suppose?

  Frank Mason : I wouldn't mind.

  Johnny, a constable : OK then. This is where Towser gets his second breakfast.