Meek, little inventor Calvin Q. Calculus defies the ranting of his battle-ax wife and invents a portable hole, which will revolutionize dog bone storage, rescue of babies from safes, and golfer putts. But a thief steals Calculus' supply of portable holes and uses them to go on a crime spree. Written by
Kevin McCorry <email@example.com>
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Calvin Q. Calculus
I invented the portable hole for the good of humanity. But let us all hope it will never be used for evil purposes.
Music by Raymond Scott
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