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Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) Poster

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Madame Rontru: [looking at a fluroscope of Freddie's insides] A marble, two buttons, a safety pin...

Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: I lost a tie clasp two years ago, see if that's in there.

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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: I overheard Doctor Zoomer say he needed a couple of men to accompany his mummy back to the States.

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: Is she afraid to travel by herself?

Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: She? No, Lou. This mummy is a he. What's wrong with that? Some mummies are men, some mummies are women.

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: Such a strange country.

Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: What's strange about it Lou?

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: Your mummy, your mummy. Wasn't she a woman?

Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: I never had a mummy.

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: What did your Father do? Win you in a crap game?

Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: What's the matter?

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: I thought you were gonna slap me!

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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: How stupid can you get?

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: How stupid do you want me to be?

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Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: Ask Klaris, he's the one that got us into this.

Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: And he's going to get us out of it.

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The Flower Girl: Flowers?

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: [points to one bunch of flowers] How much are these?

The Flower Girl: A dollar.

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: [points to another bunch] How much are these?

The Flower Girl: A dollar.

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: I got no money.

[throws a bouquet back on the tray]

The Flower Girl: No money?

[picks up the bunch he threw back]

The Flower Girl: They're a little wilted, you can have them for nothing.

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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: [finding Professor Zoomer's body dressed in his long underwear] Is this the body you found earlier?

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: Yeah, but before he had clothes on.

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Waiter with Flaming Kabob: A waiter will be with you in a moment.

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: Hey! The meat's on fire!

[throws a glass of water at the kabob but hits Abbott instead]

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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson: Where will we find the Mummy?

Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin: Don't worry. the Mummy will find you!

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Madame Rontru: There is no curse that a gun or a knife can't cure.

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