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The Long, Long Trailer (1953) Poster

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Nicholas Collini: It's a fine thing when you come home to your home and your home is gone!

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Tacy: Get that check back. I was going to get us a deepfreeze.

Nicholas Collini: [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them] You're getting a deepfreeze right now.

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Tacy: You didn't let me finish. I was going to say 'turn right here left'.

Nicholas Collini: Turn right here left? Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.

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Tacy: What happened?

Nicholas Collini: Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.

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[repeated line]

Mechanic: Trailer brakes first!

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Mrs. Hittaway: This is Mrs. Dudley, the big vagabond next door.

Tacy: How do you do, Mrs. Vagabond?

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Mechanic: Think of it as a train behind you. Forty feet of train.

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Nicholas Collini: Been married long?

Mr. Tewitt: About 31 years.

Nicholas Collini: Have many fights?

Mr. Tewitt: Nope.

Nicholas Collini: Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.

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Mrs. Hittaway: What good is a trailerite if not to help out another trailerite?

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Nicholas Collini: [narrating] It was a matter of what would give out first: me or the money.

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Aunt Anastacia: You tore down my roses with your lousy, stinking trailer!

[starts crying]

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Tacy: [as they are packing up the trailer for the honeymoon] Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!

Nicholas Collini: [in a heavy accent] Well, the hall closet is full of your things.

[sounds like "thins"]

Tacy: Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.

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Tacy: Were the trailer repairs expensive?

Nicholas Collini: No more than a room at the Ritz.

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