- Tacy Collini: You didn't let me finish. I was trying to tell you to turn left. What I was trying to say is 'you turn right here left.'
- Nicholas Carlos Collini: Turn right here left?
- Tacy Collini: Exactly.
- Nicholas Carlos Collini: Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
- Tacy Collini: Get that check back. I was going to get us a deepfreeze.
- Nicholas Carlos Collini: [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them] You're getting a deepfreeze right now. Look at those faces.
- Nicholas Carlos Collini: Been married long?
- Mr. Tewitt: About 31 years.
- Nicholas Carlos Collini: Have many fights?
- Mr. Tewitt: Nope.
- Nicholas Carlos Collini: Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.
- Mrs. Hittaway: This is Mrs. Dudley, the big vagabond next door.
- Tacy Collini: How do you do, Mrs. Vagabond?
- Tacy Collini: Were the trailer repairs expensive?
- Nicholas Carlos Collini: No more than a room at the Ritz.
- Tacy Collini: [as they are packing up the trailer for the honeymoon] Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!
- Nicholas Carlos Collini: [in a heavy accent] Well, the hall closet is full of your things.
- [sounds like "thins"]
- Tacy Collini: Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.