- Moe: Say, Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?
- Shemp: Forty-four hundred dollars.
- Larry: That's eleven dependents! Who are they?
- Shemp: My ex-wife and ten bartenders.
- Moe: Why don't you quit kidding?
- Shemp: Who's kidding?
- Moe: Why, you...
- [Moe moves to punch Shemp, but he ducks and Moe punches Larry]