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Shemp: [after Moe had crunched Larry's nose with scissors] Looks like a V8!

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Moe: You nitwit! You ruined my trophy! Now help me pick up the pieces so I can repair it.

Shemp: [holding up a piece] Here's a nice big piece.

Moe: Let me have it.

Shemp: With pleasure.

[Shemp bonks Moe on the head]

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Moe: Say, Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?

Shemp: Forty-four hundred dollars.

Larry: That's eleven dependents! Who are they?

Shemp: My ex-wife and ten bartenders.

Moe: Why don't you quit kidding?

Shemp: Who's kidding?

Moe: Why, you...

[Moe moves to punch Shemp, but he ducks and Moe punches Larry]

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