[
Bugs makes sounds like a police car stopping]
Bugs Bunny:
[
Irish accent] All right, Clancey, take the boys and surround the house.
[
Runs through the door]
Bugs Bunny:
Jiggers, the cops!
Rocky:
Hide me! Quick, hide me!
Bugs Bunny:
Here. hide in here, quick.
[
Puts Rocky inside the stove]
Mugsy:
Hide me too! Hide me! Wah-hah-hah! It's not fair! You've gotta hide me, too!
Bugs Bunny:
I must be dreaming. It couldn't be this easy. Okay, quick. Hide in here.
[
Hides Mugsy in stove]
Bugs Bunny:
Now don't move until I tell you too.
Bugs Bunny:
[
Knocking on door] All right, open up! This is the police!
[
Forces door open]
Bugs Bunny:
All right, where's Rocky? Where's he hiding?
Bugs Bunny:
[
Normal] He's not in this stove.
Bugs Bunny:
[
as policeman] Oho! He's hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs Bunny:
Now look, would I turn on this gas if my friend Rocky was in there?
Bugs Bunny:
[
as policeman] Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs Bunny:
Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if my friend was in there?
[
Throws match in stove; it explodes]
Bugs Bunny:
[
as policeman] All right, rabbit, you've convinced me. I'll look for Rocky in the city.
[
Closes door]
Bugs Bunny:
The coast is clear, fellas. They've gone.
[
Rocky and Mugsy come out of the oven, all burned and groggy; just then the real police arrives]
Policeman:
Okay, Clancey. Take the boys and surround the house.
Bugs Bunny:
Jiggers, fellas! The cops!
[
Rocky and Mugsy hide back in the oven]
Policeman:
[
Knocking on door] Open up! This is the police!
[
Bursts through door ]
Policeman:
All right, Rabbit. Where's Rocky? Where's he hiding?
Bugs Bunny:
He's not in this stove.
Policeman:
Oho! He's hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs Bunny:
Would I turn on this gas if he was in there?
Policeman:
Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs Bunny:
Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if he was in there?
Rocky:
Oh no, you don't!
[
He and Mugsy burst out of stove and grovel at the policeman's feet]
Rocky:
Take me with you! Don't leave me with that crazy rabbit! I confess! I did it! Arrest me! Arrest me!
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