[
last lines]
Finster:
[
crying] Let me outta here! Get me another mouthpiece! I've been framed! I didn't do nothin'!
Bugs Bunny:
Don't be such a crybaby. After all, ninety-nine years isn't forever.
Bugs Bunny:
Now we'll play some nice games before beddy-time.
[
Baby Finster pulls out a "toy" gun and aims it at Bugs]
Bugs Bunny:
Oh, goodness! Hopalong Finster's gonna shoot big bad-guy rabbit with his toy pistol!
[
Bugs gets blasted in the face]
Bugs Bunny:
Some toy.
Bugs Bunny:
I'm rich! Diamond-studded hutches! 14-karat carrots! Ha-ha-ha!
Bugs Bunny:
No, no, no, no. You mustn't play with the money. It's very dirty.
[
Finster holds his breath and starts turning blue]
Bugs Bunny:
Finster, stop that! Why are you holding your breath?
[
Finster points at the money]
Bugs Bunny:
Okay, kid, here, here you are.
[
Gives him the bag of money; Finster breathes again and coos happily]
Bugs Bunny:
Gosh, don't do that again. You had me scared.
Bugs Bunny:
Finster? Finster, where are you?
[
Finster is sneaking away with the bag of money; Bugs comes behind him and tickles him]
Bugs Bunny:
Cootchy-cootchy-cootchy!
[
Finster hits him over the head with bag]
Bugs Bunny:
[
Dazed] Cootchy.
Bugs Bunny:
Finster shaving at his age? And tattooed? And smoking a cigar?
Bugs Bunny:
Oh, Finster! Oh, Finster, baby!
[
Sees Finster trying to get the money]
Bugs Bunny:
Oh, there you are, you naughty baby.
[
Shakes Finster]
Bugs Bunny:
How many times I have told you not to play with that dirty money? We'll just have to get hims all tidied up.
[
Puts Finster in the washing machine and turns it on; takes him out, covered in suds]
Bugs Bunny:
There, nice enough to be kissed. Ah, whoops, the baby!
[
Throws Finster up against the ceiling]
Bugs Bunny:
Oh, dear. I do believe I've forgotten my fudge.
[
Turns around, Finster falls behind him]
Bugs Bunny:
Aw, sakes alive. Did'ims fall down?
[
Finster pulls out a knife and tries to stab Bugs; he misses and stabs himself in the butt]
Finster:
Yeow!
[
Murmurs obscenities]
Bugs Bunny:
[
as he spanks Finster, weapons fall out] We'll just have to learn not to play with knives and not to use naughty words. And believe me, Finster, this hurts you more than it does me.
Bugs Bunny:
[
seeing Finster for the first time] Eh, what's up, uh, pediatrician?
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