- Foghorn Leghorn: [singing] Now that old hound dog is an awful pest. He barks so much I get no rest. Homely as an old mud fence, that old hound dog just got no sense. Oh doggy, you're gonna get your lumps. Oh doggy, you're gonna get some bumps. Oh doggy...
- Foghorn Leghorn: She remi - I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.
- Miss Prissy: Psst.
- Barnyard Dog: Huh?
- Barnyard Dog: [Prissy offers him a melon] For ME?
- Barnyard Dog: [starts dancing with the melon, teasing Dawg] This cluck's off her onion.
- Foghorn Leghorn: [sees Prissy on the barn] Now what's that skinny old hen doing up on the barn? She must have flipped her wig and thinks she's a weathervane.
- Foghorn Leghorn: [jumps off, trying to kill herself] WHAMADOODLE! She jumped off!
- Foghorn Leghorn: [after catching her] Now what's the big idea of diving with no water? Diving's ok, but you just gotta have water!