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7 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
The Neanderthal Man (1953) **1/2, 2 March 2006
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Author:
JoeKarlosi from U.S.A.
An ultra-cheesy '50s monster flick in which we get to see Robert Shayne
(Inspector Henderson from TV's 'Adventures of Superman') shamelessly
recite hilarious dialogue and feverishly overact as a dedicated mad
scientist who's found a way to reverse the evolutionary process! It's
the treat of the film to watch him rant and rave about his idiotic
theories without applying the brakes. First he turns a common house cat
into a fierce saber-toothed tiger utilizing close-ups of a fake model;
later, he jabs himself with a serum that transforms him into the title
character. You've got to get a load of this ape-man's face; it's one of
the most ridiculous-looking of all film monsters, like an over-the-head
mask you'd buy in a Halloween shop, and it's completely expressionless
with a muzzle and set eyes that don't move. For his creature, the
filmmaker should have chosen to stay with the crude third or fourth
stage appliances during the chintzy transformation sequence.
A real hoot, and a good deal of fun if you go for these types of
movies. We also get to see a young Beverly Garland in the cast,
although a double is used in a sequence where she dons a bathing suit
and models for a photographer.
4 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
Bigger doesn't always mean smarter, 19 August 2004
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Author:
sol from Brooklyn NY USA
****SPOILERS**** In the "Neanderthal Man" Robert Shayne, Prof. Clifford
Groves, plays a somewhat whacked-out scientist who's obsessed in
proving his theory of "Devolution". In that man has actually devolved
not evolved from pre-historic times to today where his brain is about a
quarter the size of the brain of the Java Cro-Magnon or Neanderthal
Man.
At the Naturalist Club Prof. Groves is almost laughed off the platform
by his colleagues for saying that and in a fit of anger and indignation
he tells them that their nothing but a bunch of ingrates and mental
midgets and that a man of his brilliance is too good to have anything
to do with them.
Back at his home in the High Sierra Mountains Prof. Groves goes to work
in his lab to prove that he's right and make those anthropologists at
the Naturalist Club who made a monkey out of him and his theories pay
for what they did by showing those fools just how right he was and is.
Making a cave women out of his housemaid Celia, Tandra Quinn, with a
serum that he developed he next turns his house cat into a large and
vicious saber-tooth tiger who breaks out of his lab and causes havoc in
the countryside by killing the local farmers livestock.
All this attracts Dr. Harkness, Richard Crane, a L.A paleontologist who
with the insistence of local game warden George Oakes, Robert Long,
goes up to the High Sierra and hunts down and kills the big cat.
Getting Prof. Groves to go with them to identify the tiger it somehow
disappeared. Obviously Prof. Groves found the dead saber-tooth tiger
earlier that morning and hid it in order not to have his secret
experiments exposed.Prof. Groves is so obsessed with his experiments
that he completely ignores his bride-to-be Ruth, Doris Merrick, who
came to visit him as he buries himself in his work in the study on the
size of the human and pre-human brain.
Later Prof. Groves injects himself with his serum and turns into a
Neanderthal Man but instead of getting smarter he gets more wilder and
goes out in the range and kills a number of campers and hunters. Prof.
Groves doesn't even look like a Neanderthal Man he looks more like an
extra from the movie "Planet of the Apes".
Robert Shayne really overdid the mad scientist act and was so off the
wall and unstable in many scenes in the movie that it made you wonder
why nobody in the film noticed just how insane he was and didn't call
the police or park rangers to have him taken away and locked up in a
hospital room before he hurt himself or anyone else.
Later Dr. Harkness enters Prof. Groves lab and sees a number of cats in
cages and vials of serum and injects one of the cats with it that it
later turns also into a saber-tooth tiger. Prof. Groves is hunted down
and shot by a sheriff's posse in the hills but escapes only to be
attacked by the tiger who ends up killing him. After Prof. Groves dies
he turns back into a modern day civilized human being from the
pre-historic brute that he was.
It's a shame that Prof. Groves had to learn the hard way about his
theory of brain size that bigger doesn't always mean smarter.
4 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Ho hum horror., 31 March 2002
Author:
jim riecken (youroldpaljim)
Professor Groves theories about the brain capacity of Neanderthal man is
viewed as heresy by his fellow scientists. To prove his theories, professor
Groves experiments with a de-evolution serum. His early experiments on cats
results in one turning into a sabre tooth tiger. He then tries the serum on
himself where he is transformed into a Neanderthal man and goes on a
killing
rampage.
THE NEANDERTHAL MAN is a rather blah horror film with indifferent
performances, grainy black and white photography, and scant thrills. The
film was directed by E.A. Dupont, the same man who directed VARIETY, one of
the greatest films of the silent period. Apparently, by the time THE
NEANDERTHAL MAN was made, E.A. Dupont had slipped down to just another hack
director, as which this film is evidence of. Even some much less
experienced
directors working under flimsy circumstances like this showed more
inventiveness than Dupont shows here. The best scenes in the film are those
with the sabre tooth cat and the one where the hero finds the photographs
of
an early experiment Groves had conducted on his deaf mute house maid.
Overall, THE NEANDERTHAL MAN looks and plays more like a poverty row horror
film from 1943 than a low budget horror/sci fi film from
1953.
Of interest to fifties horror/science fiction movie fans is the presence of
a very young Beverly Garland as Nola. Unlike her later films where she
played a tough fiesty heroine, she plays the standard frightened female who
screams and faints.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Your Average 1950s Horror Film, 10 October 2011
Author:
gavin6942 from United States
Wheeler, a tourist-hunter in the California High Sierras, is not
believed by the patrons of Webb's Cafe when he claims to have run
across a live tiger with tusks. Among the scoffers is game-warden Oakes
-- until he is driving home later that night and the critter hops on
the hood of his car.
The general idea of this film is pretty standard -- you have a mad
scientist who wants to turn people into Neanderthals and cats into
saber-toothed tigers. There are plenty of scientific arguments that can
be made against this being possible, but let us just ignore that...
What is really sad about this film is that it comes from director E. A.
Dupont, who used to be somebody. Once upon a time, he was a big name in
the world of German silent cinema, writing and directing "Variete"
starring Emil Jannings and with Karl Freund operating the camera. A
classic film. And now, he is directing cheesy science fiction with
cheesy makeup and no real directorial flair (anyone could have done a
comparable job).
I am not saying you should avoid this film, but just be prepared for
the average 1950s flick, not something you will tell your friends
about. I would like to say there is a hidden value to this one, but I
simply cannot see it.
3 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Disappointing, 26 February 2008
Author:
Michael_Elliott from Louisville, KY
Neanderthal Man, The (1953)
* 1/2 (out of 4)
Poor horror film about a mad scientist (Robert Shayne) trying to bring
man back to the stone age. He turns his pet kitten into a saber-toothed
tiger, he then injects himself with his magical serum and turns into
the title character. This film only runs 78-minutes but it felt like
three hours considering not too much ever happens. The neanderthal man
looks silly but the makeup is certainly memorable. The only problem is
that he's not on screen enough. Some of the close ups of the tiger gets
a few laughs since you can tell it's just a toy. It's also interesting
that most horror films from this period try to play the scientist in a
sympathetic view point but that's not the case here. The scientist here
has got to be the biggest jerk ever to grace a horror film.
2 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
A Mad Scientist's rantings are now considered accurate!, 14 October 2009
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Author:
rixrex from United States
A most interesting and weakly executed Sci-Fi diversion, where we have
a somewhat unbalanced scientist proposing a theory that brain size is
indicative of intelligence. A theory laughed at by fellow scientists in
this film, but now recognized as accurate.
Of course, in the film, the scientist promotes as fact that brain size
of the neanderthal is perhaps even larger than modern man, when it was
not. That's the flaw here, but still we get to see him revert himself
back to a neanderthal with violent tendencies, probably also pretty
far-fetched. I'd expect a neanderthal in today's world to be more
bewildered and frightened than overtly violent for no reason.
Also of notable fun is the "reversion" of house cats to sabre-tooth
tigers. Pretty unlikely as they're not really evolutionarily that
closely related in any line. But still fun and in one case, ironically
deadly.
This is mild low-budget 1950s science fiction, short enough to not be
tedious, although the excessively prose dialog is annoying. It's almost
like writing in a period stage-drama style of the 1900s, and applying
it to a 50s B-movie.
While merely okay, this film could have been so much better in the
hands of Jack Arnold and the sci-fi effects wizards at 1950s
Universal-International. Oh, wait, I just remembered they did it as
Monster on the Campus.
4 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
A movie that wasn't released! It escaped!, 26 February 2004
Author:
Bruce Cook (brucemcook@windstream.net) from Fayetteville, GA
Scientist Robert Shayne developes a serum that reverses evolution. He uses
it on his housekeeper and regresses her to a cavewoman state, then he tries
it on himself and ends up stalking the area as an ugley, hairy-faced
monster.
Several transformation scenes are shown, but they aren't very well done, and
the makeup consists of a stiff mask, completely without mobility. He uses
it on his house cat and produces -- a saber toothed house
cat!
Co-starring Richard Crane (TV's "Rocky Jones - Space Rangers"). Directed by
E. A. Dupont, who did much better things earlier in his
career.
Ah, but just for fun, suppose Shayne had used the serum on a few lizards, a
squirrel, and an elephant in the local zoo. Persto! A herd of stop-motion
dinosaurs, a giant tree sloth, and a wooly mammoth!
Gee, why am I the only one who thinks of these things?
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