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first lines]
Bugs Bunny:
Well, here I am. Hey, just a cotton-picking minute. This don't look like the Coachella Valley to me.
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picks up map]
Bugs Bunny:
Hmm, I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque. Oh well, I'll just ask this gent in the fancy knickerbockers. Eh, I beg your par...
[
the matador runs right past Bugs; Bugs chases him]
Bugs Bunny:
Eh, pardon me, sir, but could you direct me to the shortest route to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival therein?
[
the matador climbs the fence]
Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what's up, Doc?
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Bugs Bunny finds fun and hi-jinks at the big Carrot Festival in the Coachella Valleyor he would have had he not taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Instead, he ends up in a Mexican bullring during what can only be described as a bull-flight: the matador is a coward and the bull is one mean machine. Bugs is less impressed, but when he slaps the bull's face for steaming up his tail, the bull butts him out of the ring. "Of course you realize this means war." It will be a war of wits fought with such tools as an anvil; a slingshot; a rifle, elephant bullets; axle grease; and a crude Rube Goldberg device that employs TNT. Think the bull's brawn is a match for Bugs's brain? "What an ultra maroon!"
Chuck Jones and Michael Maltese made a bullfighting picture because their boss told them never to make bullfighting pictures; and we end up with this funny, memorable short that gives Bugs one heck of an intimidating opponent. This huge black bull is scary; and he seems to be forever posing for a toro edition of Muscle Magazine. Bugs has more nerve than I do. Give me Elmer Fudd as an adversary any day.
This short is available on the "Looney Tunes Golden Collection, Volume One," Disc 1.