- Capt. Barton: [Reading out a letter from home] Listen to this: "Cousin Tony has been taken prisoner and is in Stalag B. His mother says 'Can you pop round and see him'". Old girl must be crackers...
- Texas: Where I come from we don't call any man 'sir'!
- Hauptmann Schultz: Here you will obey the regulations.
- Fred: Nice work Geoff. After the war, you come to Hollywood. We've got just the job for you - making stars look like people.