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The Bob Hope Show (TV Series 1952– ) Poster

(1952– )

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Bob: How old are you, Natalie?

Natalie: 18.

Bob: 18. It's hard to believe I'm almost twice your age!

[audience laugh]

Bob: Three times? Four? Let's not get nasty, huh!

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[During an "I Love Lucy" skit, Lucy has smothered Ricky with kisses]

Ricky: The last time you kissed me like that, you wrecked the car, the insurance company cancelled my insurance on everything, and you did my laundry in the whiring mixer!

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['Ricky' throws his hat into the wardrobe, only for the sea lion Lucy has hidden inside to throw the hat back out]

Lucy: Oh, close the door! I'm fumigating - we got termites!

Ricky: Yeah, one of 'em must pitch for Cleveland!

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Ricky: Why are you fumigating the place? That's the landlord's job!

Lucy: Well, Fred and Ethel are away. I'd just thought I'd help.

Ricky: Oh, you're always helping, like when we went on our honeymoon. You thought we'd be lonesome, so you invited your mother to come along!

Lucy: Well, I was just trying to help!

Ricky: Who were you helping, your father?

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Ricky: [picking up a herring from a plate on the table] What is this? What are these Texas anchovies doing here?

Lucy: That's my first dividend. I joined a herring of the month club!

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Bob: Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?

Marilyn: Well, I'd love to, Bob, but I'm not sure I can afford it!

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Bob: Would you consider going out with a fella a little older than yourself?

Marilyn: Well of course, Bob. Why, do you have a son?

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Bob: You know, I can't get over you. Your singing sure has improved.

Frank: Really, well, when was the last time you heard me?

Bob: At rehersal!

Frank: You know, I can't get over you, Bob. The older you get, the funnier you get, and, man, you've grown hilarious!

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