Rabbit's Kin (1952)
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Doc?
Pete Puma: I got a little rabbit in this hole. And I gonna catch the little rabbit and eat him up. Eeeeee!
Bugs Bunny: A little rabbit? wouldn't you rather have a big rabbit?
Pete Puma: Er... Yeah!
Bugs Bunny: Well here I am. Take me.
Pete Puma: Mmmm, num, num, slurp
Bugs Bunny: [Slaps pete's hands] Take your dirty mitts off of me! What do you think you're doing?
Pete Puma: But you told me to, you told me to, you told me to!
Pete Puma: [Hands Bugs a cigar] How 'bout having a cee-gar
Bugs Bunny: Gee thanks
Bugs Bunny: Mmmm, nice.
[Sees it's an El Explodo cigar; Pete presents Bugs with a light, but Bugs puts the cigar in his pocket]
Pete Puma: Well, I think I'll have to be goin' now.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, no, you can't leave yet. You got to have a nice cup of tea with me.
[Drags Pete to a table]
Bugs Bunny: Here we are.
Bugs Bunny: There's nothing as sociable as a nice cup of tea, I always say. How many lumps do you want?
Pete Puma: Oh, three or four
Bugs Bunny: [Bugs bunny whacks Pete on the head with a mallet 5 times and 5 lumps appear on his head] Oh dear, I gave you one too many. Well we can fix that.
[whacks the 5th lump back in his head]
Bugs Bunny: There, and here's a cigar for you.
[Bugs shoves the cigar in Pete's mouth and lights it; Bugs runs away; 3 seconds later it explodes]
Pete Puma: [Disguised as a lady rabbit] Darling, come to mother. I'm the little feller's mother, and I've been so worried about him. Eeeeee!
Shorty: [Really fast] No, no, no! She's not my mother! She's not even my aunt! Don't let her take me! Don't let her take me!
Bugs Bunny: Uh-uh, Junior. It ain't polite to talk back to your mother.
Shorty: Hee-hee-hee-hee! I get it! I get it!
Pete Puma: Come on home with mother, darling. Mother's going to have a wonderful dinner.
[Runs with Shorty, but Bugs grabs him by the tail]
Bugs Bunny: Oh, no, don't go yet, Mrs. Rabbit. You must have a cup of tea with me first.
Pete Puma: But I don't think...
Bugs Bunny: Oh, it's no trouble at all, Mrs. Rabbit.
[Brings a tea tray]
Bugs Bunny: Here we are. Tea's on.
Pete Puma: But I don't want no tea. It gives me a headache.
Bugs Bunny: Okay, well, what shall we have, then?
Pete Puma: [Takes out a coffee pot] Coffee! Eeeeee!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, we'll have coffee. Eh, how many lumps do you want?
Pete Puma: Oh, three or four.
[Bugs hits him with mallet as before, but Pete has an Acme stovelid on his head; Bugs takes out his Acme stovelid lifter to remove lid; lumps come out, Pete faints]
Bugs Bunny: I thought I'd better see you home, Shorty, on account of I don't trust that sneaking puma any more than I can throw the Big Mo.
Bugs Bunny: [Disguised as puma] Howdy, cousin!
Pete Puma: I know you.
Bugs Bunny: Sure you do. I'm your second cousin, Paul Puma. I just dropped by for a little social call, cos. Say, mighty tender-looking little rabbit squab you got there.
Pete Puma: Uh... yeah!
Bugs Bunny: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's start the fire and fricassee him. You start the kindling and I'll get the coal. Uh, by the way, how many lumps do you want?
Pete Puma: Oh, better get me a lot of lumps. A whole lotta lumps.
[Realizes it's Bugs; grabs the mallet]
Pete Puma: Oh, no, you don't! I'll help myself.
[Starts hitting himself on head with mallet]
Bugs Bunny: Come on, Shorty. We'd better get out of here. He's much too smart for us. Eeeee!