Bugs Bunny:
Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?
Daffy Duck:
Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
Bugs Bunny:
You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Daffy Duck:
He does so have to shoot me now!
[
to Elmer]
Daffy Duck:
I demand that you shoot me now!
[
Elmer shoots him.]
Daffy Duck:
Let'sth run through that again.
Bugs Bunny:
Okay.
[
in a flat tone]
Bugs Bunny:
Wouldja like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?
Daffy Duck:
[
flat tone] Shoot him now, shoot him now.
Bugs Bunny:
[
flat tone] You keep outta this. He doesn't hafta shoot you now.
Daffy Duck:
[
with sudden passion] Ha! That's it! Hold it right there!
[
to audience]
Daffy Duck:
Pronoun trouble.
[
to Bugs]
Daffy Duck:
It's not: "He doesn't have to shoot *you* now." It's: "He doesn't have to shoot *me* now." Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!
[
to Elmer]
Daffy Duck:
So shoot me now!
[
Elmer shoots him]
Daffy Duck:
Now's your chance, Hawkeye! Shoot him! Shoot him!
Bugs Bunny:
He's got me dead to rights, doc. Would you like to shoot him here or wait till you get home?
Daffy Duck:
Oh, no you don't. Not this time!
[
to Elmer]
Daffy Duck:
Wait till you get home!
Bugs Bunny:
Like they say, never send a duck to do a rabbit's job.
Daffy Duck:
[
to Bugs in drag] Out of sheer honesty, I demand that you tell him who you are! Well? Haven't you anything to say? Anything? Out of sheer honesty? Huh?
Bugs Bunny:
[
to Elmer, in a feminine voice] Yes. I would just love a duck dinner.
[
Bugs kisses Elmer, who stumbles about in an amorous daze and shoots Daffy.]
[
first lines]
Daffy Duck:
Awfully unsporting of me, I know, but what the hey, I gotta have some fun. And besides, it's really duck season.
[
last lines]
Daffy Duck:
You're despicable.
Elmer Fudd:
It's wabbit season!
Daffy Duck:
This is preposthterousth-th!
[
after being shot by Elmer]
Daffy Duck:
No more for me thanks. I'm driving.
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