Operation: Rabbit (1952)
Wile E. Coyote: Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.
Bugs Bunny: And remember, Mud spelled backwoids is Dum.
Wile E. Coyote: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college.
Bugs Bunny: I...
Wile E. Coyote: So let's get down to cases: you are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper.
Wile E. Coyote: Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I am a genius. Why you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten.
Wile E. Coyote: So I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.
Bugs Bunny: I'm sorry, Mac, the lady of the house ain't home. And besides, we mailed you people a check last week.
[shuts the door then descends into his home as Wile E. folds up the door and leaves]
Wile E. Coyote: Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
Bugs Bunny: I have come to give myself up on account of I cannot fight no more against such genius.
Wile E. Coyote: A wise decision, my friend. You have just saved yourself from a fate worse than the frying pan.
Bugs Bunny: I have only one last request. I have made out my last will and testament, but I need a witness to make it official. Would you sign it with this fountain pen?
[hands Wile E. the will and a lit dynamite stick for a pen]
Wile E. Coyote: Certainly, my boy. Delighted to be of service. Very amateurish atempt on my person.
[Wile E. extinguishes fuse, throws stick up in the air repeatedly - not noticing the lit fuse on the other end]
Wile E. Coyote: Being a genius certainly has its advantages.
[notices lit fuse, dynamite explodes]
Wile E. Coyote: Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius. I like the way it rolls out. Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius.
Bugs Bunny: [Wile E. is setting up a pressure cooker on the entrance to Bugs' burrow] Eh, what's cooking, Doc?
Wile E. Coyote: Rabbit stew. Gad, I'm such a genius!
Bugs Bunny: Mmm, smells mighty good. But there's only one little thing wrong with it.
Wile E. Coyote: There is? What?
Bugs Bunny: No rabbit.
[Wile E. opens the pressure cooker and looks inside; Bugs kicks him inside, closes the cooker, grabs a club, and heads for the back door]
Bugs Bunny: [singing] I'm looking over, a three-leaf clover, that I overlooked bethree...
[Inside, he hits Wile E. over the head]
Wile E. Coyote: Well, back to the old drawing board.
Wile E. Coyote: Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!
Wile E. Coyote: [after sending an exploding female rabbit decoy, encounters a female coyote decoy at his door] Ah, my darling. How beautiful you are. How devastating! How lucky! Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius.
Bugs Bunny: Fight fire with fire, I always say.
[Detonates the decoy]
Wile E. Coyote: [dazed] Here comes the bride, all dressed in...
[Sees the rabbit decoy, about to explode]
Wile E. Coyote: Oh, no!
[Runs to toss it out the window, but it explodes before he can]