- Bugs Bunny: [singing to the tune of "Home on the Range"] Oh, give me a home / Where da billionaires roam / An' de oil and da cattlemen play / Wit dere gushin' oil wells / An' super hotels / An' count up dere money all day / An' dat ain't hay.
- Texan: Hello, Maverick, stop the car. There's a hole out thar on my propity that ain't a-gushin' oil.
- Texan: [to Bugs, disguised as Maverick] Well, where is he? Didn'tcha get the critter?
- ["Maverick" shakes his head]
- Texan: Doggone! If you want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yerself! Git over thar and lower me down, Maverick.
- ["Maverick" drops him into the rabbit hole, slamming into the floor]
- Texan: [muffled] *Not so fast!*