Cracked Quack (1952)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Rover, Fly, Duck

Quotes 

• [after crashing during a blizzard] 

  Daffy Duck : Holy smokes! That building ran right out in front of me!

• Porky Pig : Oh, th-th-this darned old income tax would come out all right if I only had a f-f-few dependants.

  Daffy Duck : Did you say dependants?

  [Opens door to reveal ducks partying in kitchen] 

  Daffy Duck : You got 'em, brother.

• Porky Pig : Y-y-you try that again and I'll put your tail in the pencil sharpener.

• Fly : [to the dog after Daffy knocks him off his head with his eyelids]  He's not a stuffed duck at all, he's a live duck, he put it over on you, intends to take over the joint, had you fooled all the time, he's a live one I tell you, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!

• Daffy Duck : I can see where this moron is gonna give me trouble.

• Daffy Duck : [Sees the stuffed duck through the window]  Well, there's one of our boys who's got this flying-south business licked. Since I'm in the neighborhood, I'll drop in.

  [Opens window and approaches stuffed duck] 

  Daffy Duck : Say, some joint you got here, bub. I see you've done pretty well for yourself. A little lonesome, though, I guess. Should have a companion for the long winter evenings. So, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll spend the winter months with you, but mind you, I gotta leave in the spring. What do ya say, deadpan? Is it a deal? Put it right there, brother.

  [Offers his hand to shake, but the stuff duck does nothing] 

  Daffy Duck : Uh, half-brother?

  [Nothing] 

  Daffy Duck : Cousin?

  [Still nothing] 

  Daffy Duck : Total stranger? Oh-ho, a snob, eh? Listen, Sphinx puss, don't give me any of that uppity-pupperly stuff. You're nothing but an old canvasback duck, like I am.

  [Pokes him, causing him to roll back and hit him] 

  Daffy Duck : Hey, who are you pushin'? Who are you pushin'? Well, I'm pushing you right back. There!

  [Pushes him, he swings back harder] 

  Daffy Duck : Huh! Hit me when I'm not looking, eh? I'll knock the stuffings out of you!

  [Hits him until all the stuffing falls out] 

  Daffy Duck : Take that, and that, and that! Hey! I did knock the stuffings out of him. Well, what do ya know, he's a stuffed duck. Stuffed duck, eh? Hmm. This is where this ingenious little black duck gets himself some free room and board. We'll just put him away in storage for the winter.

  [Puts stuffed duck in a closet] 

  Daffy Duck : Now for the old refrigerator and the goodies therein.