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Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd (1952) Poster

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Capt. William Kidd: I hate fat men!

Capt. Bonney: But you're a fat man.

Capt. William Kidd: I hate myself too!

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Pub Owner: Are you stupid?

Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: No.

Pub Owner: A nincompoop?

[Puddin' shakes his head 'no.']

Pub Owner: Moronic?

[He again shakes his head]

Pub Owner: Idiotic?

[He again shakes his head and smiles]

Pub Owner: Imbecilic?

[Puddin' snickers]

Pub Owner: What are you laughing at?

Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: You went right by me and didn't even know it.

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Capt. William Kidd: [In a self-deprecating manner] The things I have to do to go down in history!

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Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: [after serving Kidd some soup] Is it good, sir?

Capt. William Kidd: It's just like Mother used to make. It stinks!

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Capt. Bonney: [Romantically sighing] Oh, Puddin'!

Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: Call me by my last name - "Head!"

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Pub Owner: [as Puddin' and Rocky are entering the tavern] Wait a minute! The front doors are for gentlemen! The back door's for swine!

Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: I'm no pig!

[Rocky shoves him toward the back door]

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Capt. Bonney: If I weren't a pirate, I'd cry.

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Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: [In hole holding skull] Alas, poor Yorick, I knew well, a fellow of infinite...

Capt. William Kidd: That's the wrong play. Now, dig.

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