While bowling one evening, Dave spots a man bowling that he believes is seeking an insurance settlement from one his law firm's clients. With Rick's assistance, Dave tries to supply proof that the man is perfectly healthy.
The fraternity brothers are short of funds for the swimming pool they want to build in back of the frat house, so they plan to put the squeeze on their fathers by luring them to a Dad's Night steak dinner.
The parents of a girl that Rick is dating ask Ozzie & Harriet for their help in planning a surprise birthday party for their daughter. Ozzie originally intends to tell Rick but suddenly has a change of heart about telling him.
David has never met his other boss, senior partner Mr. Kelley, who is back in town. David wants to make a good first-impression, but no matter how hard he tries, a comedy of errors seems to have "pink slip" written all over it.
One of the founders of the Men's Club is returning to town and Ozzie's in charge of getting T-shirts welcoming him back. He becomes stuck with 31 shirts saying "Welcome Back Skinny" because the guys think the nickname is undignified for a man who's made it big and isn't skinny anymore.
Harriet has been hearing neighborhood news and gossip through the grapevine when she could be hearing it first from Ozzie, so she asks him to keep her more abreast of what he learns when he's out and about.