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[repeated line]

Lou Costello: Hey, Abbott!

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[Mr. Davis walks into bedroom, crash is heard, and Abbott looks in]

Sidney: What's wrong?

Bud Abbott: No floor.

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Bud Abbott: Just mark down, "Dear druggist".

Lou Costello: "Dear druggist"... Go ahead.

Bud Abbott: Here's what you want. You want seven milligrams of sulfursilic monosetic acid diluted in seven micrograms of tincturized chlorophyll. Have you got that?

Lou Costello: All but one part.

Bud Abbott: What part?

Lou Costello: The part that comes after "Dear druggist".

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Lou Costello: [after answering a question correctly on a TV quiz program then looking directly at the camera] I'm smart!

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[repeated line]

Lou Costello: I'm a b-a-a-a-d boy!

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