The Prize Pest (1951)
Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Radio Announcers, Delivery Man
Quotes
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Daffy Duck : Hmm. Guess I'll have to use my Jekyll and Hyde routine on this wise guy.
[knocks on door]
Porky Pig : Yes?
Daffy Duck : I'm sorry you did that to me. People shouldn't push me around. It isn't good for me.
Porky Pig : Oh, f-f-fiddlesticks. And why not?
Daffy Duck : Because I'm a split personality, that's why not. I'm two people in one. A schiz... a schiz... a schizophreniac. When people are nice to me, I'm sweet, gentle, and loving.
[Jumps into Porky's arms and starts caressing him, speaks in French accent]
Daffy Duck : Ello, baby. Nice, fat, little butterball.
Porky Pig : Oh, n-n-now stop.
Daffy Duck : But when some wise guy starts pushing me around, look... out! I turn into a hideous monster.
[Puts on fake fangs and messes up his hair, then pants and snarls at Porky, who jumps up to the ceiling and hangs on to a chandelier]
Daffy Duck : Get the idea, buster?
Porky Pig : I d-do, I do! Ind-deed I d-d-do! And I'll be r-real nice and k-kind and gentle to you.
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Porky Pig : The d-d-oorbell. Oh, i-it couldn't be the grand prize. He-he-he. I've never won anything in my life.
Delivery Man : [hands Porky a present] Well, you have now Here it is, lucky boy. The grand prize. He-he-he-he-he!
Porky Pig : Oh, f-fortunate, fortunate me. G-golly, I w-wonder what it is?
Daffy Duck : [pops out of present] It's a duck, fat stuff! A genuine live duck!
Porky Pig : A d-d-d-d-duck?
Daffy Duck : Yes, a d-d-d-duck.
Porky Pig : G-gee, just what I always wanted, I s-suppose.
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Daffy Duck : Hmm. Not a bad-looking dump, if you got rid of some of this trash.
[Sees vase on table]
Daffy Duck : Yeesh! This monstrosity's got to go.
[Throws vase out the window]
Porky Pig : Here now, y-you stop that!
Daffy Duck : [Throws chair out window] This is out.
Porky Pig : C-cut that out! Stop it!
Daffy Duck : This junk goes.
[Throws more stuff out window]
Porky Pig : N-n-now you s-s-stop that!
Daffy Duck : Umm... Yup. That's gotta go.
[Picks up Porky to throw out the window]
Porky Pig : N-now you cut that out! P-p-put me down!
Daffy Duck : Oh, all right. If you wanna spoil the whole effect.
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Porky Pig : N-now just a minute, you n-nervy old duck. You got outside in the chicken coop where you belong.
Daffy Duck : Coop, schmoop! I ain't sleeping in no chicken coop. I'm a duck. Have you got a duck coop?
Porky Pig : Y-yes, I have.
Daffy Duck : You have?
Porky Pig : Y-yes.
Daffy Duck : Oh. Well, is it a convertible coupe? Because I'm a convertible duck.
[a car top appears in Daffy's back]
Daffy Duck : See, chubby?
[Runs around making car noises]
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Porky Pig : Oh, t-that treacherous trickster. I'll show him who's a knucklehead. I'll give him a dose of his own m-m-medicine.
[puts on a hideous Halloween costume]
Porky Pig : I hope I look sc-sc-scary enough.
Daffy Duck : Well, I think I'll go scare some more daylights out of the little butterball.
[he walks by a door, where Porky in costume walks by; he looks at Porky, thinking it's a mirror]
Daffy Duck : Sufferin' catfish. I didn't realize I was that hideous.
[pause]
Daffy Duck : I'm not!
[Daffy goes to pieces, then reconstructs himself, gets back inside the present and runs screaming out the door]
Porky Pig : Gosh, what a scaredy-cat. Anyone who'd be scared of a masquerade costume is a c-craven little coward.
[Passes by a mirror and sees himself, then jumps out of costume and into chandelier again]
Porky Pig : S-so I'm a c-craven little coward.