- George O'Brien: Tomorrow morning, I'm bringing a shipment of gold ore into Red Mesa. I expect a bunch of hijackers to try to take it away from me,
- Larry: They're crazy. They'll never get it away from you.
- George O'Brien: That's right, 'cause I won't have it.
- Larry: Won't have it. Clever.
- George O'Brien: No, but you will.
- Moe, Shemp, Larry: What?
- George O'Brien: Well, of course. No bandits would ever expect three irresponsible peddlers.
- Moe: You hear that? We're irresponsible. He likes us.