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Cheese Chasers (1951) Poster

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Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.

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Bertie: Hubie, I'll never be able to touch this stuff again.

Hubie: Me neither. So there's nothing left to live for.

Bertie: You mean...?

[Hubie nods]

Hubie: Come on, Bert. Let's get it over with.

Bertie: Yeah, yeah. Over.

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Dog: [the dog is at an adding machine] Let's see now. Mice don't like cheese...

[types on machine, pulls lever]

Dog: ...and mice want cat to eat them.

[types on machine, pulls lever again]

Dog: Now then, cat don't wanna eat mice...

[types on machine, pulls lever again]

Dog: ...but cat wants dog to massacre him.

[types on machine, pulls lever again, and looks at results]

Dog: It just don't add up!

[Dog then hears a dog pound driving by and runs to it, and runs away from Claude, Hubie and Bertie]

Dog: Hey, take baby!

Claude Cat: [while running up to runaway Dog] You forgot to massacre me!

[Hubie and Bertie run up to Claude Cat and the Dog, as the closing credits start]

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Dog: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Now, uh, you're a cat, right?

Claude Cat: Right.

Dog: And, uh, cats eat mice, right?

Claude Cat: No!

Dog: You - he-he - you're mice, right?

Hubie: Right.

Dog: And mice, they eat cheese, right?

HubieBertie: Cheese? Ahh! Don't mention that word!

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