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Dr. Jeff Cameron: [drinking a cocktail in a Hawaiian restaurant] These things are like water!

Waiter: They creep up on you.

Dr. Jeff Cameron: [derisively] Bring me a couple more.

Waiter: But, sir, you have four and we are only allowed two to a customer.

Dr. Jeff Cameron: Why?

Waiter: That drink makes a guy talk back to his mother-in-law.

Dr. Jeff Cameron: What about his father-in-law?

Waiter: I suppose so.

Dr. Jeff Cameron: You've given me an idea.

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Frederick Lannington: So you're quite sure of your feelings? I mean, you know, sometimes people get... carried away, come to their senses again with a jolt.

Dr. Jeff Cameron: Mr. Lannington, I wanna marry your daughter.

Frederick Lannington: I wish you'd stop calling her my daughter. She happens to be my wife!

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Frederick Lannington: If you take her, it's a long road! There's no turning back!

Margo Lannington: Oh, Jeff, take me away now!

Frederick Lannington: 'Now' can be a long time, Dr. Cameron, but time passes, and then there's the end of the line!

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Dr. Jeff Cameron: [rubbing his head] My head hurts. Feels like it's exploding.

[looking out the car window]

Dr. Jeff Cameron: Aren't we going pretty fast?

Margo Lannington: We need to go fast!

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Margo Lannington: Poverty's sordid!

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Margo Lannington: I won't leave you. I'll be with you always.

Dr. Jeff Cameron: Yeah, well, 'always' won't be for long if we don't get rid of this car!

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Margo Lannington: Nobody pities me - nobody!

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Postville Police Chief: If you ask me, that guy was none too anxious to get hitched.

Bogardus, Postville J.P.: How many of them are?

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Dr. Jeff Cameron: It all fits in, all the symptoms. I didn't fall in love with a woman - I fell in love with a patient.

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Postville Police Chief: A wacky dame like that's likely to do anything.

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